Day 1 of 1 of chive chopping until my kid says they’re perfect (they never will be)by eshenanigans 26 Comments clipsalmond5 2 months ago see you tomorrow, chef MoreCarnations 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/9fl9zetujv4g1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f037cf10187868c0c209efd4307e33546a4b06eSee you tomorrow chef No_Structure_9283 2 months ago Love it 😍 BreweryRabbit 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/7rveubjakv4g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21897fe34c266e294538bb45ebb516443e62c64bD’aww you shouldn’t have. ohGodwhynowww 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/r7ydwe0ukv4g1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd2c63b42c4fab53168cae2c50b035f84d0dac5Is that blue in the chive? See you tomorrow chef. PG908 2 months ago You just need to reframe the question as “you chop chives, until your kids say they (your kids) are perfect.”I’m sure they’ll let that one slip eventually. Yashrajbest 2 months ago Those are some suspiciously plastic colored chives. Is it a new variety, please ask your vendor, I wanna try them. AsASloth 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/k5bs199dnv4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8393469eaffc5283ba63507190cbc6a7c2662bWhat are these, chef?! NotoldyetMaggot 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/ix70f160pv4g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=822ae965fc227db7757f2a83c7110a75b2062855Thin planes but they’re flying, or not…. I have to get better at planes! Spirited_Lab5197 2 months ago Y’all, I’m starting to think these aren’t real chives. I’m not even sure that’s a real knife. No_Sir_6649 2 months ago So bad.. love the shitposts. tahddah 2 months ago I believe in you! WaffleHouseGladiator 2 months ago The chef: mpark6288 2 months ago Play-doughn’t be a stranger, chef. Atillion 2 months ago Next up, Playskool Cream Cheese contract ToadstoolsRule 2 months ago Whaaaattttt?I love this grinchbettahavemoney 2 months ago I want to cut play dough so so much right now Minuteman_Preston 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/rc5zxoav7w4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0095a58276de503d5b0af2767858cab9ff46fdccHair in the chives? See you tomorrow chef WaryCleverGood 2 months ago This made my day Rainbow-Mama 2 months ago This is adorable NattysHouse 2 months ago Chef there’s several hairs in these chives this is, unfortunately, not a dish that can be served and is grounds for elimination.https://preview.redd.it/9ilnllfruw4g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0454a8e419d5136508cb231e5afbfc866bae623Edit: it didn’t show up the first time and I’m sorry it isn’t cropped ggroverggiraffe 2 months ago [Schwing](https://i.redd.it/oi8uolo0vw4g1.jpeg)! See you mañana! PossibleEntireGoblin 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/dkzabzpsxw4g1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf4f0694bed0c86866be2d52837befd1521df32 OkSupport9640 2 months ago For that hair tomorrow health is going to visit you justsomegeology 2 months ago Naaw this is by far the cutest offspring of F1exicans work!Offspring? No maybe that’s not the word… DocQuark 2 months ago Looks like you need to sharpen your knife there, chef.
MoreCarnations 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/9fl9zetujv4g1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f037cf10187868c0c209efd4307e33546a4b06eSee you tomorrow chef
BreweryRabbit 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/7rveubjakv4g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21897fe34c266e294538bb45ebb516443e62c64bD’aww you shouldn’t have.
ohGodwhynowww 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/r7ydwe0ukv4g1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd2c63b42c4fab53168cae2c50b035f84d0dac5Is that blue in the chive? See you tomorrow chef.
PG908 2 months ago You just need to reframe the question as “you chop chives, until your kids say they (your kids) are perfect.”I’m sure they’ll let that one slip eventually.
Yashrajbest 2 months ago Those are some suspiciously plastic colored chives. Is it a new variety, please ask your vendor, I wanna try them.
AsASloth 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/k5bs199dnv4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8393469eaffc5283ba63507190cbc6a7c2662bWhat are these, chef?!
NotoldyetMaggot 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/ix70f160pv4g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=822ae965fc227db7757f2a83c7110a75b2062855Thin planes but they’re flying, or not…. I have to get better at planes!
Spirited_Lab5197 2 months ago Y’all, I’m starting to think these aren’t real chives. I’m not even sure that’s a real knife.
Minuteman_Preston 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/rc5zxoav7w4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0095a58276de503d5b0af2767858cab9ff46fdccHair in the chives? See you tomorrow chef
NattysHouse 2 months ago Chef there’s several hairs in these chives this is, unfortunately, not a dish that can be served and is grounds for elimination.https://preview.redd.it/9ilnllfruw4g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0454a8e419d5136508cb231e5afbfc866bae623Edit: it didn’t show up the first time and I’m sorry it isn’t cropped
PossibleEntireGoblin 2 months ago https://preview.redd.it/dkzabzpsxw4g1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf4f0694bed0c86866be2d52837befd1521df32
justsomegeology 2 months ago Naaw this is by far the cutest offspring of F1exicans work!Offspring? No maybe that’s not the word…
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see you tomorrow, chef
https://preview.redd.it/9fl9zetujv4g1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f037cf10187868c0c209efd4307e33546a4b06e
See you tomorrow chef
Love it 😍
https://preview.redd.it/7rveubjakv4g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21897fe34c266e294538bb45ebb516443e62c64b
D’aww you shouldn’t have.
https://preview.redd.it/r7ydwe0ukv4g1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd2c63b42c4fab53168cae2c50b035f84d0dac5
Is that blue in the chive? See you tomorrow chef.
You just need to reframe the question as “you chop chives, until your kids say they (your kids) are perfect.”
I’m sure they’ll let that one slip eventually.
Those are some suspiciously plastic colored chives. Is it a new variety, please ask your vendor, I wanna try them.
https://preview.redd.it/k5bs199dnv4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8393469eaffc5283ba63507190cbc6a7c2662b
What are these, chef?!
https://preview.redd.it/ix70f160pv4g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=822ae965fc227db7757f2a83c7110a75b2062855
Thin planes but they’re flying, or not…. I have to get better at planes!
Y’all, I’m starting to think these aren’t real chives. I’m not even sure that’s a real knife.
So bad.. love the shitposts.
I believe in you!
The chef:

Play-doughn’t be a stranger, chef.
Next up, Playskool Cream Cheese contract
Whaaaattttt?
I love this
I want to cut play dough so so much right now
https://preview.redd.it/rc5zxoav7w4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0095a58276de503d5b0af2767858cab9ff46fdcc
Hair in the chives? See you tomorrow chef
This made my day
This is adorable
Chef there’s several hairs in these chives this is, unfortunately, not a dish that can be served and is grounds for elimination.
https://preview.redd.it/9ilnllfruw4g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0454a8e419d5136508cb231e5afbfc866bae623
Edit: it didn’t show up the first time and I’m sorry it isn’t cropped
[Schwing](https://i.redd.it/oi8uolo0vw4g1.jpeg)! See you mañana!
https://preview.redd.it/dkzabzpsxw4g1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf4f0694bed0c86866be2d52837befd1521df32
For that hair tomorrow health is going to visit you
Naaw this is by far the cutest offspring of F1exicans work!
Offspring? No maybe that’s not the word…
Looks like you need to sharpen your knife there, chef.