Day 1 of 1 of chive chopping until my kid says they’re perfect (they never will be)

by eshenanigans

26 Comments

  1. You just need to reframe the question as “you chop chives, until your kids say they (your kids) are perfect.”

    I’m sure they’ll let that one slip eventually.

  2. Yashrajbest

    Those are some suspiciously plastic colored chives. Is it a new variety, please ask your vendor, I wanna try them.

  3. Spirited_Lab5197

    Y’all, I’m starting to think these aren’t real chives. I’m not even sure that’s a real knife.

  4. WaffleHouseGladiator

    The chef:

    ![gif](giphy|UaodLQqYNYbf2)

  5. grinchbettahavemoney

    I want to cut play dough so so much right now

  6. OkSupport9640

    For that hair tomorrow health is going to visit you

  7. justsomegeology

    Naaw this is by far the cutest offspring of F1exicans work!

    Offspring? No maybe that’s not the word…

  8. Looks like you need to sharpen your knife there, chef.