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university canteen


university canteen

by emrhyn

26 Comments

  1. kilofeet

    Are you sure this isn’t just that gruel they serve on board the ship in *The Matrix*?

  2. trouserschnauzer

    Which goop is better brownish green or greenish brown?

  3. AverageInfamous7050

    This doesn’t look good at all. Prison tray.

  6. YakElectronic6713

    Were those the only 2 options available?

  8. dreampuff

    I’d like to put a slice of bread in each one and see which absorbs faster

  11. x_asperger

    In what prison like country? Is university at least free?

  12. porp_crawl

    Why did you just go and ruin three perfectly good lines of cocaine?

  13. Organic-Mortgage-323

    Looks like the same shit I got in boot camp when I was younger

  14. BasementCatBill

    I see the bread, but surely there must also have been rice in another warmer? Surely?!?

  15. Random_Individual97

    Ah yes, my favorite food options: brown slime or green slime

  16. SkeepDeepy

    Once you’re done, carry the tray to the counter and ask the server “Please sir/maam, may I have some more?”

  17. Interesting_Study998

    I suggest you sell the tray for scrap metal, and use the money to buy some better food.

  18. WiglyWorm

    Ah yes. Cream of cream and cream of brown.

    The two food groups.

  19. Peeinyourcompost

    Looks like ground textures from GoldenEye for N64. Did you try the sand?

  21. jrjanowi

    Surely there are some non-sauce options for you, right?

  22. mudokin

    Watered down soylent green with watered down soylent brown, what has the economy come to.

  24. Ok-Committee4833

    damn now they water down the mush as well?