Frantically trying to catch up on making more boards for you chefs after several days busy at hell doing real work with the mussel lab. After seeing his sweet swag drop yesterday, I’m also slightly disappointed that I didn’t think to engrave u/f1exicans board before I sent it…
Okay somebody is absolutely going to attack me for this question lol but I figured it’s time to ask after 55 days of watching this, for the record I am obviously not a kitchen professional, this got shown to me and I’ve been deeply invested in our favorite chive chef since, And I’m just a home cooking enthusiast. Who is of an ethnicity that aggressively loves green onions (korean lol, when I say we love green onions, I mean that Chex mix did a survey in Korea asking if they wanted chocolate or green onion chexs thinking that chocolate would obviously win, and green onion won by a landslide and they were surprised). So here is my question:
What do chives taste like? What should I try them on? I’ve obviously had them in stuff at some point or another, but I honestly did not realize they were different green onions when this all started, and now I’m really curious. I’m super open to your suggestions about the best way to experience chives. Would love to know!
RaggedyAnnsFatAss
I’ve followed your journey here from day one, chef, though I’ve never posted. I just wanted to let you know I find your commitment to improvement to be inspiring in general, and helpful for personal reasons. I feel like we get bombarded with expectations of perfection so often that we forget that improvement, and really the genuine desire to improve, is really where the success is. I’m dealing with some challenges that can sometimes feel insurmountable, but then I recall that just keeping at it and trying to improve, though a humble goal, is the most important one. Your series of posts is like a fun illustration of this in practice for me, but one that can be applied to so many things. Also, I’m glad you’ve got some new stuff. Having the right tools for the job make the job much easier. Rock on.
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i keep trying to tell my friends about the chive guy and they just don’t get it
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Omg I’m first. Looks good chef.
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Every day he’s bustling…
They look beautiful, Chef.
Tbh, I think you’ve finally peaked.
But I await the planes.
Dope knife.
How is the ergonomic feel of the new knife, u/F1exican?
https://preview.redd.it/641klqn0j25g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e387fdcd49377a2ac9a22ac0e6c7b9322969117
Half of u/KarmaKrazi’s plane is on your blade Chef
Like weed through a grinder, these are the chives of our lives
these are the best I’ve seen so far. holy.
I’ve missed a handful of these here and there and I must say, your improvement is truly astounding. Holy fucking shit.
I’ll wait for airplane guy to come and tear you down though, but hey, nice work.
While I don’t want this to stop…. I declare this perfect by the power vested in me.

terrified of the day the chives are perfect… what viral internet series will i check in on everyday instead????
https://preview.redd.it/beozr8ilj25g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9024203e2a463febf4338f82d370bf6a78e2309
https://preview.redd.it/nxu1qg2nj25g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e335c8fb56f8bfc5db8d17ed331eea47be4d4b9
Frantically trying to catch up on making more boards for you chefs after several days busy at hell doing real work with the mussel lab. After seeing his sweet swag drop yesterday, I’m also slightly disappointed that I didn’t think to engrave u/f1exicans board before I sent it…
By God I think he’s done it
https://preview.redd.it/fxtnhtdsj25g1.png?width=406&format=png&auto=webp&s=86fdd3127326ac23017067ef4e4a48f67d668550
https://preview.redd.it/o0cms4vuj25g1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e08048267fea97cc524819445783ed75a143a0
I found a snail!
Have been following this since the first week, never enough karma to post when it hits popular.
Great job chef, seeing you chop chives every day brings a lot of joy!
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Very nice chef
https://preview.redd.it/prgc7sk9k25g1.png?width=120&format=png&auto=webp&s=d82e09a178561d56af8aeec3b55936a928a2f4c0
get back into the chive mines, chef


https://preview.redd.it/uhz170nmk25g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ad3a14271d8f1c694baacc9574fbc63385b3dc1
https://preview.redd.it/t79yf0o4l25g1.jpeg?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc56dcae967f3518d331a9f67c38260593b1720
Lizard chive
https://preview.redd.it/odidadd1m25g1.png?width=68&format=png&auto=webp&s=990b2b0f69feddc42c1df63e44c1a9a7b10377e7
C’mon, chef. You’re better than that.
u/karmakrazi Chive Air 551, pop-up target, looks like it’s on D4. Blast’em.
https://preview.redd.it/l1peq3smm25g1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=761c3fd79a34d9d7cc7741c9ed20367f1ce643e7
Okay somebody is absolutely going to attack me for this question lol but I figured it’s time to ask after 55 days of watching this, for the record I am obviously not a kitchen professional, this got shown to me and I’ve been deeply invested in our favorite chive chef since, And I’m just a home cooking enthusiast. Who is of an ethnicity that aggressively loves green onions (korean lol, when I say we love green onions, I mean that Chex mix did a survey in Korea asking if they wanted chocolate or green onion chexs thinking that chocolate would obviously win, and green onion won by a landslide and they were surprised). So here is my question:
What do chives taste like? What should I try them on? I’ve obviously had them in stuff at some point or another, but I honestly did not realize they were different green onions when this all started, and now I’m really curious. I’m super open to your suggestions about the best way to experience chives. Would love to know!
I’ve followed your journey here from day one, chef, though I’ve never posted. I just wanted to let you know I find your commitment to improvement to be inspiring in general, and helpful for personal reasons. I feel like we get bombarded with expectations of perfection so often that we forget that improvement, and really the genuine desire to improve, is really where the success is. I’m dealing with some challenges that can sometimes feel insurmountable, but then I recall that just keeping at it and trying to improve, though a humble goal, is the most important one. Your series of posts is like a fun illustration of this in practice for me, but one that can be applied to so many things. Also, I’m glad you’ve got some new stuff. Having the right tools for the job make the job much easier. Rock on.
i keep trying to tell my friends about the chive guy and they just don’t get it