“I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulated together with French fries and onion rings. Randy, but you know what? I don’t hear a heart mafucka.”
4rk4typ3
Can i get 12 half eaten cheeseburgers to go?!
Big_Difference_9978
What you lookin at my gut fer?
Lil_S_curve2
Man’s gotta eat.
Must got one hellofa blowie on ya to have him fork up half a burger
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This is fake and OP is a liar
Randy would never give away cheeseburgers yaknowhadimasayin

Greasy…
Like catching a pick at a concert. But greasy
Randy does doubles.. not singles
https://youtu.be/DSYKQh7bXsk
Even at his own show he can’t get a double?
Deee-eee-ecent
Man’s gotta eat
Bam!!!!!!!!!!!
Like an ad for Ozempic
Is that part of his schtick?
Randy Bo-Bandy
What greasy stuff did you have to do to get that?

And you waited a day to eat it?
Did you check it for feathers?
“I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulated together with French fries and onion rings. Randy, but you know what? I don’t hear a heart mafucka.”
Can i get 12 half eaten cheeseburgers to go?!
What you lookin at my gut fer?
Man’s gotta eat.
Must got one hellofa blowie on ya to have him fork up half a burger
Those burgers make mcdonalds look large.
A mans got to eat Mr lahey