CALM DOWN EVERYONE HE WAS SUPER EARLY AND I WAS GETTING MY CHILDREN SITUATED FOR SCHOOL AND DUMBASSES REPORT BOMBED THE POST I FIXED IT EVERYTHING IS FINE
Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until ~~Reddit says they’re perfect~~ I die.
Accept your fate OOP.
SerialTrauma002c
I’m wearing my “see you tomorrow, chef“ shirt today just to virtually spite the haters. I hope someday they collectively learn to let people like what they like, and mods, sorry you have to deal with the chuckleheads.
homme_boy
We need to change the name of the group to Chive Confidential
Hour_Moment7354
Just dropping in to say W username, I love to see other Expanse fans in the wild
Poo_Poo_La_Foo
Omg a post I can comment on!
Every time I want to comment on Chive Guy the comments are locked 😭🥲😭🥲
HELLO SWEET CHIVE PEOPLE
Ziggy-T
Imagine sitting on Reddit, on what is ostensibly a Food n Beverage industry based shitposting sub, reporting shitposts about chives.
Like… I know we’re a miserable bunch of feckers, but Jesus wept…
MrLazyLion

chubby_pink_donut
One of my first thoughts today was ‘Why is chive guy chiving at 5AM?’
FrancinetheP
u/F1exican would not be where he is today with u/wrestlegirl. She’s the parm rind in his Sunday gravy.
Dwashelle
RELEASE THE CHIVES
-NoFaithInFate-
THANK YOU FOR FIXING IT MODS HOPE YOUR MORNING WENT WELL
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I JUST WANT MY DOSE OF CHIVES MAN
HELLO, ITS A CRIME.
We really are in the darkest timeline…..

Print?
CALM DOWN EVERYONE HE WAS SUPER EARLY AND I WAS GETTING MY CHILDREN SITUATED FOR SCHOOL AND DUMBASSES REPORT BOMBED THE POST I FIXED IT EVERYTHING IS FINE
u/wrestlegirl did Chive 11
https://preview.redd.it/iwk2idp8275g1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f3c96bc2416b1413e4d2f20b0d58aa482f0b6b
Wow shout out to the mods – I can’t even imagine having to deal with that amount of negative traffic. Thank you on our behalf!
https://preview.redd.it/87e9dr16375g1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf99afe7936938716b7bf585e0b2b7c9781db079
JUST TO BE CLEAR, WE ALL LOVE U u/wrestlegirl
Bruh I about done and lost my mind.
https://preview.redd.it/8yw85h3u375g1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18177e928b0d727bda8b9b99555ec7e522fe4fde
Checking in with myself, who just panic clicked on this post 😭😭😭😭😭
What has become of my life ????
PSA !!!
Newbies, look away NOW !!!
It starts with an inquiring mind and before you know it you will be HOOKED.
HOOKED, I tell thee !
Hooked on chive posts, on CHIVES !!!!
https://i.redd.it/274wakmg675g1.gif
We almost had a second chivegate
Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until ~~Reddit says they’re perfect~~ I die.
Accept your fate OOP.
I’m wearing my “see you tomorrow, chef“ shirt today just to virtually spite the haters. I hope someday they collectively learn to let people like what they like, and mods, sorry you have to deal with the chuckleheads.
We need to change the name of the group to Chive Confidential
Just dropping in to say W username, I love to see other Expanse fans in the wild
Omg a post I can comment on!
Every time I want to comment on Chive Guy the comments are locked 😭🥲😭🥲
HELLO SWEET CHIVE PEOPLE
Imagine sitting on Reddit, on what is ostensibly a Food n Beverage industry based shitposting sub, reporting shitposts about chives.
Like… I know we’re a miserable bunch of feckers, but Jesus wept…

One of my first thoughts today was ‘Why is chive guy chiving at 5AM?’
u/F1exican would not be where he is today with u/wrestlegirl. She’s the parm rind in his Sunday gravy.
RELEASE THE CHIVES
THANK YOU FOR FIXING IT MODS HOPE YOUR MORNING WENT WELL