12yo cousin told me that I’m “the turd wizard brewing a shit potion”. Day ruined.
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by GarlicSphere
25 Comments
theonlyotaku21
your cousin sounds funny asf 😭
killergazebo
Your cousin is mean and also right.
OkiDokiPanic
THE TURD WIZARD! Omg get that on a shirt. You’ve earned that title as bestowed upon you by a snarky lil shit.
kurosawa99
Don’t let him get you down. You’re clearly the Vomit Warlock.
DarkDruidLord
Based cousin
DuchessOfCelery
What we cooking here, chief?
gothhotpocket
I think I just threw up a tiny bit
Thinyser
I mean he’s not wrong… but now he doesn’t get to eat any!
ShiningAsterism
If you’re making split pea soup or ham hocks and beans, then your cousin is right
birdie_buttons
That’s funny as fuck.
Used-Baby1199
If you think about it anyone who cooks could be considered a turd wizard and any soup could be a shit potion since all food turns into turds. So maybe it was affectionate
Elucidate_that
He won’t be laughing when everyone else realizes it tastes amazing and he’s not allowed to have any
Lockenhart
Can you even recover from that
Consistent_Pain_6690
Little pyromancer conjuring sick burns
throwaway556x4
Turd Wizard is not a bad nickname, honestly. It could be worse, like Scrotal Sorcerer.
Far_Improvement281
fomites4sale
Mr. Witty won’t be getting any healing shit potion then (+d12x75!) when the Diarrhea Dragon attacks the village tonight.
Gorkymalorki
You should post this to r/wizardposting
Veneboy
Lol. Funny lil’ hoodlum
Happychemist99
Bruh the real domestic terrorists are kids under the age of 16. All of em. 😂 fucking brutal
Alytology
Dont expect it to change my brother still talks like this and he has a wife, two kids, and a mortgage.
Veneboy
Remind him to bow down next time he needs to engage the Coprology Overlord.
Quick_Philosophy1426
fucking smoked your ass
Nomedigasluis
Your cousin is a poet bruv
Intrepid-Constant-34
You’re just a shit wizard brewing shit potions ok bud
25 Comments
your cousin sounds funny asf 😭
Your cousin is mean and also right.
THE TURD WIZARD! Omg get that on a shirt. You’ve earned that title as bestowed upon you by a snarky lil shit.
Don’t let him get you down. You’re clearly the Vomit Warlock.
Based cousin
What we cooking here, chief?
I think I just threw up a tiny bit
I mean he’s not wrong… but now he doesn’t get to eat any!
If you’re making split pea soup or ham hocks and beans, then your cousin is right
That’s funny as fuck.
If you think about it anyone who cooks could be considered a turd wizard and any soup could be a shit potion since all food turns into turds. So maybe it was affectionate
He won’t be laughing when everyone else realizes it tastes amazing and he’s not allowed to have any
Can you even recover from that
Little pyromancer conjuring sick burns
Turd Wizard is not a bad nickname, honestly. It could be worse, like Scrotal Sorcerer.
Mr. Witty won’t be getting any healing shit potion then (+d12x75!) when the Diarrhea Dragon attacks the village tonight.
You should post this to r/wizardposting
Lol. Funny lil’ hoodlum
Bruh the real domestic terrorists are kids under the age of 16. All of em. 😂 fucking brutal
Dont expect it to change my brother still talks like this and he has a wife, two kids, and a mortgage.
Remind him to bow down next time he needs to engage the Coprology Overlord.
fucking smoked your ass
Your cousin is a poet bruv
You’re just a shit wizard brewing shit potions ok bud