Apologies to the mods if this is not allowed, I thought it was hilarious.
by creakymoss18990
26 Comments
Kilroy_420
Perfection. I come and talk food and enjoy anything and everything cooking to get away from the real world. (Video games and pot will always be #2)
simplebutstrange
I blocked everyone who posted about chives
TheodoreDancin
Nice we’re at the point where reddit goes really overboard/obsesses on a hyper specific thing and just pummels it into the ground.
maddieMatrix
My human rights are being eroded daily. BUT WE GOT MORE CHIVES!
TourMission
*Wakes up* it going to be a chivelord day or a no chive day?
FraeuleinSerpentine
Wise-Profile4256
cheer up guys! finally some of our shit goes viral without a patient zero or the CDC making a fuss about food safety.
matwithnods
CHOP THEM CHIVES BOAHHH THE GAT DAMB WORLD IS BURNIN’
JNezzie999
I need my daily dose of happy chemicals. The chives provide.
Brilliant_Buns
This is what I’m sayin. In these trying times, a ChiveGuy is exactly what we need. And an egg.
SleepyBubBear7329
Ngl – the chives got me to stop doomscrolling. It’s done WONDERS for my mental health!
Mastercodex199
Seeing their freshly chopped chives every day makes me happy, especially since it’s by someone wanting to do their best.
_BindersFullOfWomen_
But hear me out. We have *lore*
BloodOfTheDamned
No no, chives are the main plot. The end of the world is secondary here.
MustardCoveredDogDik
Thank you u/F1exican, you keeping us sane.
manCool4ever
What is he smoking here?
bun-e-bee
I hate chives but I’m here for the love💚💚
fauxsilver
Chivegate 2025 has single-handedly kept my will to live up and I have no one thag shares my enthusiasm.
FirstNoel
It is a nice distraction.
VanillaRadonNukaCola
I was there
And it makes me feel better 🙂
I like chives
Sea-Impression759
We all need something to believe in.
kxdaxo
chive saga has brought me my only ounces of joy while changing medications. thank u chivelord🙏🏼
cotton-candy-dreams
Has anyone either met a fellow Chiver out in the real world or saw normies confused by the chive plot???
SwimmingTall5092
one meme to rule them all
4barT89
Life is just better in the kitchen. It may be hectic sometimes, but at least we don’t have to deal with the customers!
Existing-Disaster705
Honestly, yeah. To me chivelord has been a spot of determined light in a sea of darkness. A testament to the human spirit, and to how at the end of the day, we can all unite under a common good.
26 Comments
Perfection. I come and talk food and enjoy anything and everything cooking to get away from the real world. (Video games and pot will always be #2)
I blocked everyone who posted about chives
Nice we’re at the point where reddit goes really overboard/obsesses on a hyper specific thing and just pummels it into the ground.
My human rights are being eroded daily. BUT WE GOT MORE CHIVES!
*Wakes up* it going to be a chivelord day or a no chive day?
cheer up guys! finally some of our shit goes viral without a patient zero or the CDC making a fuss about food safety.
CHOP THEM CHIVES BOAHHH THE GAT DAMB WORLD IS BURNIN’
I need my daily dose of happy chemicals. The chives provide.
This is what I’m sayin. In these trying times, a ChiveGuy is exactly what we need. And an egg.
Ngl – the chives got me to stop doomscrolling. It’s done WONDERS for my mental health!
Seeing their freshly chopped chives every day makes me happy, especially since it’s by someone wanting to do their best.
But hear me out. We have *lore*
No no, chives are the main plot. The end of the world is secondary here.
Thank you u/F1exican, you keeping us sane.
What is he smoking here?
I hate chives but I’m here for the love💚💚
Chivegate 2025 has single-handedly kept my will to live up and I have no one thag shares my enthusiasm.
It is a nice distraction.
I was there
And it makes me feel better 🙂
I like chives
We all need something to believe in.
chive saga has brought me my only ounces of joy while changing medications. thank u chivelord🙏🏼
Has anyone either met a fellow Chiver out in the real world or saw normies confused by the chive plot???
one meme to rule them all
Life is just better in the kitchen. It may be hectic sometimes, but at least we don’t have to deal with the customers!
Honestly, yeah. To me chivelord has been a spot of determined light in a sea of darkness. A testament to the human spirit, and to how at the end of the day, we can all unite under a common good.