At least half a dozen people told me my gluten free, dairy free, and meat free coney pizza should be here, so… tear it up.
At least half a dozen people told me my gluten free, dairy free, and meat free coney pizza should be here, so… tear it up.
by Alextricity
42 Comments
TurtleBob_The1st
Ngl, that looks really good. Would be amazing with some bellpepper, olives, and mushrooms
justwonderingbro
Not a crime but basically not a pizza either
crumpledfilth
I mean it is a really nice crust, but how is that even pizza. It doesnt have tomato sauce or cheese or anything like pepperoni? The sausage is not the kind you usually use on pizza, the onions are cut hot dog style, and it has chili and mustard for sauces?
I think this safely breaks the line of not pizza
tiffany_says_this
I’ve seen so much worse on this sub that this is hardly a crime, dismissed…next
cszolee79
Not a pizza.
CPlus902
I see no crime here, because I see no pizza. You’ve made a very complicated Coney Island Dog is what you’ve done.
Hefty-Distance837
Nice bread, but not pizza.
CrocodileWoman
I vote for mistrial. This looks like the work of a mad genius. Vegans everywhere would eat it up
HolymakinawJoe
No.
Laosiano
Is that mustard?
SilverSpoon1463
That’s a lot of words to put together just to mean nothing.
Looks good though, I’d bite.
the_vole
Together, at last it’s Skyline time.
EyeYamNegan
Adjusting pizza to accommodate medical or dietary needs is not a pizza crime. It falls under diplomatic food crime immunity.
charles_the_snowman
Is the “pizza” in the room with us right now?
SmellyFace69
I wouldn’t call this pizza, but this looks pretty tasty.
Thanks for not putting ketchup on it.
Afraid_Ad_1536
For the crime of impersonating a pizza. I find you guilty.
uiouyug
I saw this posted in r/Detroit . I’ll give it a pass
nyunyuzi
Hey girl, what the hell is this? Xx
asking_for_it
I’m taking a bite
pizzapromise
This is like posting a picture of soup and calling it a pizza.
Commercial-Counter72
The only crime I see is call this abomination of food pizza it strays way too far.(I would eat it though)
SynysterDawn
That crust is immaculate, but otherwise straight to prison.
dowker1
That’s not pizza, thats fuckaccia
Alice_600
Lady what did hotdogs ever do to you? I would like to counter sue for deformation of character to the Detroit Coney hotdog! The sheer ignorance!
Michigan is not happy! Not happy at all! You will need to pay us damanges in Faygo, Verners, Better Maid Potatoe chips and Deep fried Perch dinners with fries and coleslaw!
GamerColyn117
You even disgraced a Detroit pizza pan with it
ForeverBoner215
People in this sub got soft. Go to jail!
thrax7545
What a well made monstrosity!
AccomplishedFerret70
Mustard is a bridge too far.
oif2010vet
I mean your little tag lines is all the evidence I need to avoid it. Looks like a good crust though
SavannahInChicago
That is one of the best gluten free crusts I have ever seen
Mysterious_Scale_637
Honestly that looks bussin
verbal_kungfu
This is from the pits of hell
DragonTigerBoss
This is a crime on the grounds of clickbait.
CarneDelGato
That actually looks kinda good, and I’ll move to have the case dismissed if you agree never to call it pizza again.
BrainwashedScapegoat
Innocent, no crime here imo
Dangerous_Ad_6101
Not a pizza. So, no crime.
Unusual-Luck5686
That’s not pizza.. just poor, poor defenseless nature flavored bullshit
Urvilan
Is there any vegan cheese or tomato sauce? The paste looks like chili so maybe there’s tomato but I don’t see cheese. Not pizza
Limp-Claim-3727
I won’t deny: the crust looks good, the toppings fit together, the knife work doesn’t suck. If you season this as well as you do all the visible stuff, this could be good food.
Put calling this pizza is as criminal as calling a White Claw beer. GUILTY.
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Ngl, that looks really good. Would be amazing with some bellpepper, olives, and mushrooms
Not a crime but basically not a pizza either
I mean it is a really nice crust, but how is that even pizza. It doesnt have tomato sauce or cheese or anything like pepperoni? The sausage is not the kind you usually use on pizza, the onions are cut hot dog style, and it has chili and mustard for sauces?
I think this safely breaks the line of not pizza
I’ve seen so much worse on this sub that this is hardly a crime, dismissed…next
Not a pizza.
I see no crime here, because I see no pizza. You’ve made a very complicated Coney Island Dog is what you’ve done.
Nice bread, but not pizza.
I vote for mistrial. This looks like the work of a mad genius. Vegans everywhere would eat it up
No.
Is that mustard?
That’s a lot of words to put together just to mean nothing.
Looks good though, I’d bite.
Together, at last it’s Skyline time.
Adjusting pizza to accommodate medical or dietary needs is not a pizza crime. It falls under diplomatic food crime immunity.
Is the “pizza” in the room with us right now?
I wouldn’t call this pizza, but this looks pretty tasty.
Thanks for not putting ketchup on it.
For the crime of impersonating a pizza. I find you guilty.
I saw this posted in r/Detroit . I’ll give it a pass
Hey girl, what the hell is this? Xx
I’m taking a bite
This is like posting a picture of soup and calling it a pizza.
The only crime I see is call this abomination of food pizza it strays way too far.(I would eat it though)
That crust is immaculate, but otherwise straight to prison.
That’s not pizza, thats fuckaccia
Lady what did hotdogs ever do to you? I would like to counter sue for deformation of character to the Detroit Coney hotdog! The sheer ignorance!
Michigan is not happy! Not happy at all! You will need to pay us damanges in Faygo, Verners, Better Maid Potatoe chips and Deep fried Perch dinners with fries and coleslaw!
You even disgraced a Detroit pizza pan with it
People in this sub got soft. Go to jail!
What a well made monstrosity!
Mustard is a bridge too far.
I mean your little tag lines is all the evidence I need to avoid it. Looks like a good crust though
That is one of the best gluten free crusts I have ever seen
Honestly that looks bussin
This is from the pits of hell
This is a crime on the grounds of clickbait.
That actually looks kinda good, and I’ll move to have the case dismissed if you agree never to call it pizza again.
Innocent, no crime here imo
Not a pizza. So, no crime.
That’s not pizza.. just poor, poor defenseless nature flavored bullshit
Is there any vegan cheese or tomato sauce? The paste looks like chili so maybe there’s tomato but I don’t see cheese. Not pizza
I won’t deny: the crust looks good, the toppings fit together, the knife work doesn’t suck. If you season this as well as you do all the visible stuff, this could be good food.
Put calling this pizza is as criminal as calling a White Claw beer. GUILTY.
Whatever this is man, it looks GOOD AF.
This is a capital crime against pizza!!!
Looks fire