It’s not pizza, and it’s not a coney dog. It’s gluten free, meat free, and dairy free, so I think it deserves this sub.

by Alextricity

36 Comments

  1. Alextricity

    Been told it’s shitty, not shitty, delicious looking AI, shitty looking AI, that it belongs in r/pizzacrimes (even though they unanimously disagreed, saying it’s not pizza)… where is its home. 😵‍💫 

  2. It’s crazy how you explained so much, yet I understood so little of what this food is. So its somewhat at home here.

    Id probably still have a slice though.

  3. 0EduardoChavez0

    I thought the fake meat circles were pennies before I zoomed in.

  4. UncleDuude

    Did a fine job replicating food bone apple tea

  5. MerryBerryMudskipper

    Get rid of the mustard and I’d smash it. Like, it’s an interesting concept certainly but I wouldn’t call it shitty. Maybe we need a ‘weird but works’ food sub

  6. Honestly 10/10 would eat. But I am allergic to mammalian meat (stupidest allergy), so I eat a lot of vegetarian food.

  7. Neddlings55

    You can keep the ‘mustard’, but otherwise that looks nice. The base looks tasty. Perhaps a bit oily.

  8. OnMyHonestAccount

    I’m impressed with your crust, it looks so crispy. I eat wheat but some of my friends can’t, and my attempts never look that good.

  9. Full_Conversation775

    Where are the mods, this doesn’t fit the sub. this isn’t shitty.

  10. tipareth1978

    Guys, support my complicated emotions on this, but I think I support this

  11. Bloodyfinger

    What’s the crust recipe? For gluten free it looks incredible.

  12. This doesn’t look exactly disgusting, but also not like food that belongs together. Something you might find in a children toy kitchen

  13. Ccarmine

    That’s pretty good looking crust for being gluten-free. I kind of love the whole idea really.

  14. redditorausberlin

    don’t tell us what it isn’t, tell us what it is

  15. OkZarathrustra

    get over yourself, it’s pizza. grow up.

  16. OokamiKurogane

    Make this Flint style coney and I’d chow down. Actually I’d still eat that, I don’t think this looks shitty at all.

  17. Pink_Link07

    Slap some cheddar cheese on that & I would eat that up!

  18. Ay_FroYo

    Inebriated me is clobbering that so fast. Lmao

  19. Difficult_Bad1064

    Looks great! Gluten free can sometimes be a bit crap but this looks like it’s raised really well.

  20. dimestoredavinci

    Flatbread coneydog. Id eat that. Id eat the shit outta that

  21. Svihelen

    I mean i don’t know if I would personally call it shitty.

    I’m not a mustard person but like if I could hey a slice without mustard or with ketchup instead I would give it a try.

    I probably wouldn’t like it, but it looks good enough I’d regret not giving it a try if it was in front of me.

  22. SirToasty96

    Fuck it, count me in! I would destroy this ting!!

  23. neverenoughmags

    I’m not vegan, lactose intolerant, or gluten intolerant… I’d happily try that. Honestly doesn’t look half bad.