[homemade] Hardtack for my D&D party in the middle of their sea voyage

by scottshort13

24 Comments

  1. scottshort13

    2 cups Flour, 3/4 cup Water, 1 1/2 tsp Salt

  2. Bjarki56

    Stop it. You’re making me hungry.

  3. reallybigbowlofsoup

    Ohmygod I have to write a pirate centered campgain now so I can do this

  4. Tatertotyourhotdish

    I love how you bring the romance of sea travel to your players

  5. GreatScot4224

    I hope there was a lot of rum as well

  6. BayouKev

    This looks like it would break a tooth

  7. BorkieDorkie811

    OP about to end up in r/rpghorrorstories for subjecting the party to hardtack.

  8. thelightofthenorth

    Did you guys also do Sodomy and the lash?

  9. You need to mix to some pemmican too!

  10. GreatBigHomie

    Have never played D&D, have always been interested and this just increases that interest. This is absolutely top tier shithousery dedication! The only thing that could possibly make this better is a little scurvy on the side.

  11. Zaithon

    God, that looks barely edible.

    Nicely done!

  12. grfxgrl2000

    Better add some Vitamin C with that so they don’t get the scurrvieez!

  13. FairyGodmothersUnion

    You forgot the maggots.

  14. Mission_Macaroon_639

    Why not Johnny cakes, mate!