Todays ration: Hawaiian bake. 1 can ham, 2 can sweet potatoes, 1 can pineapple, some mustard. Cooked in a Dutch oven. Warm day outside. Took a picture of the camera i use since everyone asks about it.
So the ham expires in 2027, the sweet potatoes expired in 2023, the mustard expired in 2021, and the pineapple expired in 2020. Im not judgmental since i expired in 2021 myself.
by elonmusktheturd22
27 Comments
scarlettyas
Thank you. Finally I can put down this damn phone
shFt_shiFty
What year you think it is bro
McPunchie
How do you like the ham? I’m stocking my pantry and grabbed one of these instead of spam to try out.
obmasztirf
The next KingCobra.
fvkmtn
Only in an environment like that is it possible to shift the flow of time to cause canned ham to expire via time travel
LuvGingers888
Weird bruh… faking weird.
gbmaulin
Is this a lifestyle thing? Are you going Walden on everyone’s asses or are you just sort of a hermit?
Workin4deMan
Is it safe to eat 5 years after expiry? And how did it taste?
No-Proof7839
Honestly your life seems cozy. If you were stalking the woods near me I’d give ya some sourdough bread and goats cheese
FlamencoDelScorcho
I bet it was tasty!
front_yard_duck_dad
My brother you are living the dream.
Edit. Im serious. Living off grid in that home with that wood stove is my dream. Simplicity is soul cleansing
ParticularNoName
God i envy you, i use to live in a cabin out in the countryside many years ago, but we had to move in to the city and now live in a small apartment for my wife to keep her job at the hospital, i miss it everyday
thedoomloop
You have a cat friend!
This is truly my favorite series. Two cans of sweet potatoes feels rich. Today’s ration sounds tasty af. Eat great king.
Vallkyrie
This dude living in the RDR2 intro, eating whatever cans are in the cabinets.
Dananism
What a day to have eyes.
ThoroughlyWet
Based on how you’re living I’m sure you are aware of this, but canned items essentially have a shelf life of “forever” if they were produced and stored properly. If the can looks swollen or rusty, don’t touch it. The worst I’ve found with well stored canned food is the older it gets them more it starts to taste like the can.
The oldest thing I’ve eaten from a can is ground beef from 1985 based on the “packed on” date with no expiration listed. Tasted like metallic beef out of the can, but heated with beef bouillon it tasted palatable.
FlukiTheFlup
Sir, this is a quality shitpost.
Emotional-Base-5988
Looks like the prison meals that one YouTuber makes.
“Aye bunkie I’m finna make some apocalypse rations, you gonna want some?”
februarytide-
Omg this sounds like something my nana would make, I miss those canned hams we always had as a kid! I might have to try this.
irish_horse_thief
This has got Jeremiah Johnson, snowed in for the Winter, vibes…
ShreekingEeel
FINALLY – a worthy shitpost! 💛 thank you!
persephone7821
Putting pineapple on something doesn’t automatically make it “Hawaiian”
Don’t associate offensive monstrosity with my beloved home.
AznOrthoBro
The description of your post is sending me, also how did the expired fruits taste lol
Foxterriers
Dogy and kitty! Is your heat through that furnace/oven? Is it wood or coal?
heart_under_blade
r bald “it’s time”
fewding
Hell yeah that actually sounds pretty good. And im jealous of the cabin.
27 Comments
Thank you. Finally I can put down this damn phone
What year you think it is bro
How do you like the ham? I’m stocking my pantry and grabbed one of these instead of spam to try out.
The next KingCobra.
Only in an environment like that is it possible to shift the flow of time to cause canned ham to expire via time travel
Weird bruh… faking weird.
Is this a lifestyle thing? Are you going Walden on everyone’s asses or are you just sort of a hermit?
Is it safe to eat 5 years after expiry? And how did it taste?
Honestly your life seems cozy. If you were stalking the woods near me I’d give ya some sourdough bread and goats cheese
I bet it was tasty!
My brother you are living the dream.
Edit. Im serious. Living off grid in that home with that wood stove is my dream. Simplicity is soul cleansing
God i envy you, i use to live in a cabin out in the countryside many years ago, but we had to move in to the city and now live in a small apartment for my wife to keep her job at the hospital, i miss it everyday
You have a cat friend!
This is truly my favorite series. Two cans of sweet potatoes feels rich. Today’s ration sounds tasty af. Eat great king.
This dude living in the RDR2 intro, eating whatever cans are in the cabinets.
What a day to have eyes.
Based on how you’re living I’m sure you are aware of this, but canned items essentially have a shelf life of “forever” if they were produced and stored properly. If the can looks swollen or rusty, don’t touch it. The worst I’ve found with well stored canned food is the older it gets them more it starts to taste like the can.
The oldest thing I’ve eaten from a can is ground beef from 1985 based on the “packed on” date with no expiration listed. Tasted like metallic beef out of the can, but heated with beef bouillon it tasted palatable.
Sir, this is a quality shitpost.
Looks like the prison meals that one YouTuber makes.
“Aye bunkie I’m finna make some apocalypse rations, you gonna want some?”
Omg this sounds like something my nana would make, I miss those canned hams we always had as a kid! I might have to try this.
This has got Jeremiah Johnson, snowed in for the Winter, vibes…
FINALLY – a worthy shitpost! 💛 thank you!
Putting pineapple on something doesn’t automatically make it “Hawaiian”
Don’t associate offensive monstrosity with my beloved home.
The description of your post is sending me, also how did the expired fruits taste lol
Dogy and kitty! Is your heat through that furnace/oven? Is it wood or coal?
r bald “it’s time”
Hell yeah that actually sounds pretty good. And im jealous of the cabin.
Hope your keeping warm.
You are the king