Pizza has become foundational, literally and figuratively to my gluttony.

by AngryWhiskey

33 Comments

  1. toastedstoker

    wtf you could have easily eaten all these things separately. You’re just trying to be a heathen

  2. What does this have to do with not letting food go to waste?

  3. Muted_Masterpiece535

    Are those McDonalds fries, from 1995? 

  4. TimpanogosSlim

    You and my dad would get along great.

    He makes clean-out-the-fridge meals that always seem to include some dried out rice, steamed vegetables, whatever kinda meat might be in there, whatever he could whittle out of the moldy block of cheese, on a stale heel of bread, with lawrey’s. Or lemon pepper.

  5. cyclorphan

    This is what you get when you order an “American Pizza” in western Europe.

  6. Commercial-Star-291

    I have the same problem with clothes.

  7. humourlessIrish

    This is just stoner food and for that goal its perfectly decent

  8. Not letting food go to waste is not a problem or gluttony. And what you’ve done in this image has nothing to do with not letting food go to waste either

  9. BokChoyFantasy

    Still a crime but at this point, it would have made more sense to just blend it all together and drink it.

  10. Limp_Marionberry_24

    Monster !!!!
    You’re an Absolute Monster !!!!!!
    that felt good to say..

  11. benno4461

    If you aren’t already, start composting. I don’t like wasting food either, but if I’m composting and it goes into the garden, then in my mind that’s not really wasting food, and it REALLY helps.

  12. Wra7hofAchilles

    Are you a Racoon in human clothing!?

    You don’t have to let food go to waste if you don’t want too but all the leftover food doesn’t also need to be thrown together and splashed with cheese and ketchup!?

  13. The only crime I see is dumping ketchup directly on the fries.

  14. just_as_good380-2

    Well at least you don’t throw out food which is nice

  15. Randomassnerd

    What’s the sauce/condiment on the left of the pile? Opposite of what looks like a burger patty. Almost looks like thousand island.

  16. EyeYamNegan

    Could have eaten them separately but I guess then you wouldn’t get likes for rage baiting pretending like you ate it like this. It is piled so high it is self evident it wasn’t going to be eaten in this state anyway.

  17. pleasedontsmashme

    Talk about food waste… Just ruin perfectly good pizza or burgers by mixing them together

  18. gremlinclr

    Eat what you have before you make something new. Oh look, problem solved.

  19. SheKnowsWhoSheIs

    if it werent for the fries, Id have called innocent. but GUILTY AS CHARGED!