Well check my blood pressure tomorrow morning!

by Advanced_Garden_7935

16 Comments

  1. Iwonatoasteroven

    Who needs that kind of negativity in their life?

  2. Face_Content

    Why does your doctor know how much you are eating?

  3. JazzRider

    Is it me or are pepperoni milder than they used to be? I can’t seem to find good hot pepperoni any more.

  4. Notworld

    My doctor wants me to take him to Club Aqua. Or Club Haunted House. He actually wants to go to Haunted House more than he wants to go to Aqua.

  5. ChocolateWorking7357

    It’s only too much when the pile is so high it slides off the pizza!

  6. UnMonsieurTriste

    In his defense, he did order plain cheese.

  7. redditsuckshardnowtf

    What’s all that green bullshit?

  8. PipecleanerFanatic

    You share your pizza porn with your doc?

  9. That_Other_Person

    Just pop the blood pressure pill in the morning and dump the whole bag of pep on it.

  10. FreshCarp

    It’s garnished with a few leafy greens, I see no problem here 🍕🍃

  11. That’s not the same pizza 🤔 Yes I’m over analyzing 😂 Just doesn’t look possible