Took me a while to realize that was chicken and not unleavened bread in the first pic.
SparklyLeo_
Why?
C0gInDaMachine
Does your friend hate themself?
Some_Ad_6511
PAIN
IntrinsicSerenity
People lacking spices doesn’t bother me, to each their own.
But that chicken is diabolical.
ChiefRedChild
This dude also definitely thinks mayonnaise is spicy
Hyprocritopotamus
Whatever he feels he needs to be punished for… he’s atoned for via that dry ass chicken all on it’s own.
ThunderPushii
Sometimes I feel like I’m under seasoning my food. Then my inner Emeril Legasse jumps out.
DopamineSavant
I was like this and then my room mate cooked for me. I realized what I was missing.
swizz_jizz
I get flavor fatigue just by looking at it
Successful-Pie-7686
Is he a gym bro who “only eats for macros not flavor”?
UnDeadPuff
As long as I’m not the one eating it, whatever the fuck.
Which_Health6565
the Dr pepper has all the seasoning they need
Elegant_Thug00
Is he the opposite of black?
OSTBear
Had a body-builder friend who did this exact thing for *years*. He said his coach told him no seasoning. Boiled or baked chicken and whatever lightly salted carbs he prescribed. When I he finally stopped and I served him a chicken thigh with just a bit of that “Tex Mex” seasoning in the clubhouse bottles?
He went on a bizarre ass emotional rollercoaster. First he was just overwhelmed by the flavor. “How much of that shit did you use!?” I told him barely a tbsp for the whole batch of 8 chicken thighs (2 other peoples, plus extra for lunches). Then he started to well up, from both the surprise and the eventual realization that other people at the table thought I probably could have stood to season it more. Then he took another bite and started weeping. “Is— is this… Is food supposed to taste like this?”
He had spent something like 8 years eating awful tasting food only to have some significant health thing with his intestine (don’t ask, can’t remember and wouldn’t tell you if I did) sideline his body-building career anyway… and he just started crying because of all the amazing things —*like good fucking food*— he’d given up.
PS: Not AI. I just have a full grasp of punctuation use and don’t mind pressing a button for half a second.
Arod0521
🤢
IceCoughy
Thought the first shot was bread sliced up
MedicinalSuicide
Okay, but onion counts as seasoning
kishitani266
He a fitness bro?
Alternative_Cut5284
I see some pepper on that rice
ulnek
Is this some weight loss or fitness thing?
Doom2pro
The quaker equivalent of culinary… Pleasure is a sin, we must eat the most bland food only for sustenance…
Mediocre_Sprinkles
Are you friends with my mother?
This is what I ate growing up.
EmmyWeeeb
Is your friend a dog that’s having a bout of diarrhea?
Mr-ananas1
i get not seasoning chicken, but why is it so dry?????
PassageMediocre1020
I bet his blood pressure is pretty good
Confuseacat92
That’s a depressing life I would not want to live
xFirnen
Okay, I usually don’t heavily season my food either, and I think a lot of food is often overseasoned to the point where all you can actually taste is the seasoning, not the main ingredients anymore. But like. Nothing? NOTHING?
Miagggo
I think some people just don’t like food
Jaffico
Did my MIL cook this?
TheSmokingLamp
These are the type of meals I cook for feeding my dogs
CheesecakeTurtle
Maybe your friend will live longer than us. Probably. It will be a sad and bland life, but still….
Nevermind, I see that Dr.Pepper on his table. He is still in the same place as us.
goal0x
i like the taste of chicken 🥲
morts73
Food should be one of life’s enjoyment. It doesnt mean 5 star restaurant quality but it should taste better than cardboard.
SDUK94
I see pepper on the rice!
Small_Secretary_6063
Before you make fun of your friend, do understand that a % of the population are “super tasters”. All the various seasonings that most people enjoy may be extremely potent to them. And to be honest, every “average” person has their own preferences too, like some people can’t stand sweet foods and can only tolerate savoury, some love spicy whereas some can’t even take a little heat etc.
Look it up, you’ll be surprised at how common super tasters actually are.
bilbul168
It is health ire i guess just sad
TheUninformedMan
I can feel my mouth drying out just from looking at that chicken
ElfoTheMighty
In this case is water a seasoning? Because it all looks dry af
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Took me a while to realize that was chicken and not unleavened bread in the first pic.
Why?
Does your friend hate themself?
PAIN
People lacking spices doesn’t bother me, to each their own.
But that chicken is diabolical.
This dude also definitely thinks mayonnaise is spicy
Whatever he feels he needs to be punished for… he’s atoned for via that dry ass chicken all on it’s own.
Sometimes I feel like I’m under seasoning my food. Then my inner Emeril Legasse jumps out.
I was like this and then my room mate cooked for me. I realized what I was missing.
I get flavor fatigue just by looking at it
Is he a gym bro who “only eats for macros not flavor”?
As long as I’m not the one eating it, whatever the fuck.
the Dr pepper has all the seasoning they need
Is he the opposite of black?
Had a body-builder friend who did this exact thing for *years*. He said his coach told him no seasoning. Boiled or baked chicken and whatever lightly salted carbs he prescribed. When I he finally stopped and I served him a chicken thigh with just a bit of that “Tex Mex” seasoning in the clubhouse bottles?
He went on a bizarre ass emotional rollercoaster. First he was just overwhelmed by the flavor. “How much of that shit did you use!?” I told him barely a tbsp for the whole batch of 8 chicken thighs (2 other peoples, plus extra for lunches). Then he started to well up, from both the surprise and the eventual realization that other people at the table thought I probably could have stood to season it more. Then he took another bite and started weeping. “Is— is this… Is food supposed to taste like this?”
He had spent something like 8 years eating awful tasting food only to have some significant health thing with his intestine (don’t ask, can’t remember and wouldn’t tell you if I did) sideline his body-building career anyway… and he just started crying because of all the amazing things —*like good fucking food*— he’d given up.
PS: Not AI. I just have a full grasp of punctuation use and don’t mind pressing a button for half a second.
🤢
Thought the first shot was bread sliced up
Okay, but onion counts as seasoning
He a fitness bro?
I see some pepper on that rice
Is this some weight loss or fitness thing?
The quaker equivalent of culinary… Pleasure is a sin, we must eat the most bland food only for sustenance…
Are you friends with my mother?
This is what I ate growing up.
Is your friend a dog that’s having a bout of diarrhea?
i get not seasoning chicken, but why is it so dry?????
I bet his blood pressure is pretty good
That’s a depressing life I would not want to live
Okay, I usually don’t heavily season my food either, and I think a lot of food is often overseasoned to the point where all you can actually taste is the seasoning, not the main ingredients anymore. But like. Nothing? NOTHING?
I think some people just don’t like food
Did my MIL cook this?
These are the type of meals I cook for feeding my dogs
Maybe your friend will live longer than us. Probably. It will be a sad and bland life, but still….
Nevermind, I see that Dr.Pepper on his table. He is still in the same place as us.
i like the taste of chicken 🥲
Food should be one of life’s enjoyment. It doesnt mean 5 star restaurant quality but it should taste better than cardboard.
I see pepper on the rice!
Before you make fun of your friend, do understand that a % of the population are “super tasters”. All the various seasonings that most people enjoy may be extremely potent to them. And to be honest, every “average” person has their own preferences too, like some people can’t stand sweet foods and can only tolerate savoury, some love spicy whereas some can’t even take a little heat etc.
Look it up, you’ll be surprised at how common super tasters actually are.
It is health ire i guess just sad
I can feel my mouth drying out just from looking at that chicken
In this case is water a seasoning? Because it all looks dry af