Oh my, that looks like the bottom of my trash bag if I had forgotten to drag the collection bin to the end of the driveway two weeks running.
How was it? Does the ink have a distinctive taste?
runnybumm
Cigarette butt pasta
jimboiow
Looks like you drained your car engine oil into it. Nice.
ObliviouslyDrake67
So uhh, ink has to be made into a sauce with a bit of butter and seasoning first …. Not just . Globbed on.
Hyprocritopotamus
God damn dude…
Wildkirschgeschmack
this is one meal i can guarantee it tasted like it looks
fake_fakington
Mmm hmm nice and gross looking – 5/5
Gecko_Lav
Oh my god what did you do to it. If the squid to see where its ink went it would be disgusted and bewildered at this fuck up
MrInfinity-42
Either more ink, or use black pasta. Can’t do half measures here
CyanicAssResidue
I like the cigarette butts you added
oblivious_sleep
bottom of the sink type meal
Dogekaliber
I was about to say “what do you mean ‘ink’” and then I was like Noooope nope nope
Jeramy_Jones
Looks like old fishing gear that was pulled up out of the mud.
Lockenhart
It looks like an electrical accident
2000Bumblebees
Lately I have seen in this community some dishes not worthy of it. Acceptable and some times even looking like a decent meal. But this? wow. This is what we come here for. This is Chernobyl pasta.
rosaryrattler
Have you ever made pasta before?
Prudent_Rain_4693
It looks like the vomit of an abyssal god after millennia sleeping in depths where light cannot reach.
Prudent_Rain_4693
If the Necronomicon had a cooking recipe, it would certainly be this tentacular and indescribable entojo
Prudent_Rain_4693
Congratulations, this is the kind of food that, if looked at for too long, whispers secrets that the human mind shouldn’t bear.
AltenXY97
Ah yes. Pin worms in a sauce of vegas ashtray reduced with 36 month aged bong water.
Marekoffcx1
Please let mold grow all over it so no one can see it again
readit145
It goes in the pasta dough not on the pasta 😂
SerRoyim
Did you cook this in the gutter?
medzia96
I genuinely thought they were used tampons
SmilinBob82
I thought I was looking at shotgun shells in oil
MedicinalSuicide
Is it really so hard to understand that you are supposed to let the pasta sit in the ink overnight? How do people not understand this, it’s not a magic marker jeez.
thxxx1337
Chef boy-are-you-nasty. You don’t ring out the squid over the noods
Sure_Assignment_138
At first glance I thought the artificial crab pieces were tampons
Nohobbynorlobby
Looks like noodles tossed around in the burnt scrapings at the bottom of the pot
b-ees
i thought you edited on a red arrow to point to something but it was a pepper
DATV1GGA
You belong in prison
OkPaleontologist305
Severed fingers a la bet that smells appetizing 🤮
Few_Satisfaction184
the fake crabsticks really just does it
KaleidoscopeSpare294
Textbook shittyfoodporn. Beautifully awful.
37_lucky_ears
MotionlessHorizxn
looks like a cannibals 2 month old forgotten Tupperware container 😭
UncleDuude
Squid ink is used to make the pasta not the sauce, I’m really not sure what any of that is, but I’m mortified you ate that.
improperdancing
You need to drop your recipe 🤣 is that also red pepper I’m seeing in there??
acidtrippinpanda
Damn that looks horrific! Well done I guess. Like this is an 100/10 shittyfoodporn post, no notes
avid-book-reader
It looks like someone dumped an ashtray on ramen noodles.
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Oh my, that looks like the bottom of my trash bag if I had forgotten to drag the collection bin to the end of the driveway two weeks running.
How was it? Does the ink have a distinctive taste?
Cigarette butt pasta
Looks like you drained your car engine oil into it. Nice.
So uhh, ink has to be made into a sauce with a bit of butter and seasoning first …. Not just . Globbed on.
God damn dude…
this is one meal i can guarantee it tasted like it looks
Mmm hmm nice and gross looking – 5/5
Oh my god what did you do to it. If the squid to see where its ink went it would be disgusted and bewildered at this fuck up
Either more ink, or use black pasta. Can’t do half measures here
I like the cigarette butts you added
bottom of the sink type meal
I was about to say “what do you mean ‘ink’” and then I was like Noooope nope nope
Looks like old fishing gear that was pulled up out of the mud.
It looks like an electrical accident
Lately I have seen in this community some dishes not worthy of it.
Acceptable and some times even looking like a decent meal.
But this? wow. This is what we come here for.
This is Chernobyl pasta.
Have you ever made pasta before?
It looks like the vomit of an abyssal god after millennia sleeping in depths where light cannot reach.
If the Necronomicon had a cooking recipe, it would certainly be this tentacular and indescribable entojo
Congratulations, this is the kind of food that, if looked at for too long, whispers secrets that the human mind shouldn’t bear.
Ah yes. Pin worms in a sauce of vegas ashtray reduced with 36 month aged bong water.
Please let mold grow all over it so no one can see it again
It goes in the pasta dough not on the pasta 😂
Did you cook this in the gutter?
I genuinely thought they were used tampons
I thought I was looking at shotgun shells in oil
Is it really so hard to understand that you are supposed to let the pasta sit in the ink overnight? How do people not understand this, it’s not a magic marker jeez.
Chef boy-are-you-nasty. You don’t ring out the squid over the noods
At first glance I thought the artificial crab pieces were tampons
Looks like noodles tossed around in the burnt scrapings at the bottom of the pot
i thought you edited on a red arrow to point to something but it was a pepper
You belong in prison
Severed fingers a la bet that smells appetizing 🤮
the fake crabsticks really just does it
Textbook shittyfoodporn. Beautifully awful.
looks like a cannibals 2 month old forgotten Tupperware container 😭
Squid ink is used to make the pasta not the sauce, I’m really not sure what any of that is, but I’m mortified you ate that.
You need to drop your recipe 🤣 is that also red pepper I’m seeing in there??
Damn that looks horrific! Well done I guess. Like this is an 100/10 shittyfoodporn post, no notes
It looks like someone dumped an ashtray on ramen noodles.