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I asked for some avocado on my sandwich.


I asked for some avocado on my sandwich.

by UrbanRelicHunter

47 Comments

  1. Face_Content

    You definatley got “some”. Now you know to be more specific.

  3. triple7freak1

    So you got what you asked for wtf is the issue 😅

  5. PattyNChips

    You got what you asked for. Hell, as much as places upcharge for avocado these days I’d be stoked to get that much.

  6. caneverant

    Are you sure you didn’t ask for a sandwich under your avocado?

  7. Wonderful-Piccolo509

    How are you ever going to retire if you’re spending all your money on fancy avocados and Starbucks? 

    But yeah, what’s the problem here?

  8. MustacheMaple

    Oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

  10. PrimeeSpectacular

    I know for a fact that avocado side ran you like $5-6

  11. rebelvong1

    In this economy I wouldn’t complain. Just take it.

  12. derekmakesnoise

    and you received some avocado on your sandwich.

  13. Sprtnturtl3

    Unless they charged you an absurd amount for that.. hell, even if they did, that is a gift. Shut it lol

  14. ForFarthing

    And you think you should have received more?

  15. InnocentlyInnocent

    Nice that they gave you a whole avocado. They usually give me a sliver or two!

  16. osirisattis

    That rules, don’t bitch about being given awesomeness. If you don’t like that much you can eat it down to taste, the fuck is wrong?

  18. Cautionzombie

    I eat a half avocado with a lot of my meals. Id love this

  21. throwaway2901750

    You came out ahead.

    Avocado is the most expensive thing on that plate, and healthier than the chips and cheese.

    Not stupid.

  22. SciLib0815

    I have no idea where this supposed sandwich is, but that’s a nice avodao.

  24. SookHe

    And you got exactly what you deserve

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  28. TexasNatty05

    They didn’t give you some avocado. They gave you THE avocado.

  31. EmpyreanMelanin

    Hmm, this looks like r/deliciouscompliance, to me!🙂‍↕️

  33. MrJoeGillis

    Never heard of anyone complaining about too much avocado. TIL there exist such people

  34. SignatureHeavy2862

    That is definitely *at least* some avocado.

  38. kuro_shir0

    Well, you do in fact have avocado on your sandwich. Seasoned avocado even

  41. LifesScenicRoute

    Man I would fuck this up in a heartbeat. Furthest thing from stupid, and for no upcharge? They hooked you up.

  42. OneMooseManyMeese_

    Well, you did get some avocado. I say save the rest of that avacado for another sandwhich

  45. Gloomy_Lengthiness71

    That’s like complaining that your bartender poured your glass of Johnnie Walker Black on the rocks too high.

  46. CrazyPrune4416

    Howdy OP, if you don’t like that feel free to eat my ass instead