I’m willing to accept that this is rice, but there is absolutely no water. This is a non-nutonean fluid. This is ooblek. What am I supposed to do with this?

No, I did not neck that amount of vaguely flan-flavored zoomer slime. I tried to mix it with water but the taste and texture were nasty. I get horchata whenever I get a taco anywhere. I'm from Chicago. What is this?!?