Are shrimp sea cockroaches?

by GoddessWhrey

16 Comments

  1. Brisbykins

    This looks sooo good! And, I thought lobsters were considered the cockroaches of the sea. lol

  2. Ok_Equipment_8032

    Shrimps is bugs, if I recall correctly.

  3. HumongousBelly

    If cockroaches tasted like shrimp, they’d be going extinct…

  4. AccomplishedDark9255

    Bunch of legs, exoskeleton and live on trash bits they found on the floor. Yep same as cockroaches.

  5. MarthaAndBinky

    No! Cockroaches are land shrimps. Shrimps came first.

  6. ScrivenersUnion

    Yes, but I don’t care because they’re *delicious.*

  7. BlancheDevaheaux

    “Shrimp is the fruit of the sea” – Bubba

  8. mudpupster

    You’re all wrong. (Edit: I’m serious, but I say it with love.) Cockroaches are insects. Shrimp are crustaceans.

    Know who else are crustaceans? [Isopods, aka roly polies, aka doodlebugs, aka sowbugs, aka woodlice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isopoda).

    Isopods are the shrimps of the land, and shrimps are the roly polies of the sea. Cockroaches are a red herring in both biomes.