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My Birthday Breakfast


Spaghetti-os with meatballs, with a side of an 8oz applewood bacon wrapped beef filet cooked a perfect mid-rare and avocado salad (cilantro, one little babybel cheese wheel, salt and avocado). Not pictured is my glass of whole milk or chopsticks from Panda Express I’m attempting to eat this with because I ran out of plastic cutlery.

by GigglingSociopath

30 Comments

  3. delicateanodyne

    say what you want about chef boyardee but he got me through many days

  5. ChefAsstastic

    ![gif](giphy|3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW|downsized)

  7. imperfcet

    Have you ever been distracted and half-inhaled a whole spaghettio meatball and an seen your life flash before your eyes while watching after school cartoons?

    That’s what popped into my head just now.  Congrats happy b-day

  8. tanrock2003

    I hope your stay in hospital isn’t too long – the food is awful. /s

  10. Schemen123

    I mean.. does look kind of nice… but breakfast?

  12. schwah

    Happy birthday, I hope that you get some cutlery as a present.

  13. thomstevens420

    Happy birthday now get the fuck outta here that looks delicious

  15. brownishgirl

    Happy birthday! They say you start the year the way you want it to continue. I think chopsticks are a great choice for spaghetti-o’s.

  16. Some_Ad_6511

    It’s all about balance…..Now THIS is how you happy birthday!! 🥳 Yum

    ![gif](giphy|cBTTTOflV6A7FBJHs6|downsized)

  17. Waffle_Iron_40

    Hey, it’s my birthday today too! Happy birthday! I wish this was my breakfast!

  20. wastelandkaboom

    How is a steak and avacado salad shitty? I mean spaghettios are shitty food but they are good. This isn’t shitty.
    Happy Birthday

  22. SueBeee

    You take that back. Spaghettios with meatballs is FOOD OF THE GODS.

  24. gr33nday4ever

    honestly that sounds and looks kinda great, i hope you have cake or something for afterwards! happy birthday

  27. artinthecloset

    Awwwwe, shiiiiit! What an amazing combo. I’d swap the milk for a chilled can of crisp flavored gingerale (to be extra fancy), but what do I know! My brother would say the milk makes the meal! Cheers and happy dirty birthday(as one of my nursery school students used to say!!)🤣🥛

  28. eric2341

    What a strange combo of high end and low end food lol, enjoy

  29. Mobile_Aioli_6252

    Here is your Filet, medium rare, and a side of wilted broccoli and Spaghetti – O’s and shit