The way the video cuts the kids' reactions short makes me doubt that they actually enjoyed their uncle's "meal".
by MemePerson99
32 Comments
WeAreLegion2814
He going back to jail after making that shit.
Donkeybrother
Not sure what’s worse the food or the voice over !
Huge_Following_325
He’s trying to help then stay out of jail by letting them know how awful the food will be.
VelvetBoneyard
Idk this feels like a *really* good way to tell kids to not go to jail
Effective_Coach7334
6,000mg of sodium per serving
Striped_Up
As far as stupid food video go I think this one is actually interesting.
AgentSkidMarks
It’s stupid, but I can also see the novelty of trying the horrendous shit your dad would cook up in prison. I’d try it once out of curiosity.
Malbosiiq
Do women prisons do this as well?
mc1964
Hey, you make what you know.
Junior-Ad-2207
this is either going to deter or encourage his kids to go to jail.
Available-Rope-3252
>How about DON’T serve Jailhouse food to kids?
Guy should maybe consider a condom or twelve with a family of 9,
RichardPisser
Imagine the farts after that
Life-uhfindsaway
The worst part about this video is cutting on that plastic board. And that’s saying something.
gridlock1024
“On this week’s episode of Scared Straight”
Zealousideal_Beat475
You dont have to slam those noodles like that tough guy ..you can just break them.
N7_Pathfind3R
Take his ass back to jail…
dune-rat
Put his ass back
mysteriousmeatman
Maximum_Overdrive
I mean, nothing in there is inherently nasty by itself. Worse thing mixed together to me would be the pickles, but summer sausage, ramen, cheese puffs and cheese mixed together dont sound horrible! I would try it.
TheRalk
Man i actually thought he was gonna make something remotely edible and then he brought out the cheeses T.T
censored4yourhealth
Those kids did not like that food
IceCoughy
Watch it on mute
Asmodias1
I’m taking points off this for using a chef knife. If this was a real jailhouse meal, you’d be using your innate identification card to cut things up
SuperFreshCoolGuy
I swear Chester Cheetah sprinkles his special dust into every prison recipe
kellyjellybellybeanz
Why use a knife? DIY a shiv for authenticity!
schwing710
Please tell me he also served them some toilet wine
FabioK9
This is how a short timer makes spreads. There are way better spreads out there that dont look like throw up.
SuperStokedUp
You’ve had a couple beers and make the kids dinner
buzzed247
I went out with a girl whose brothers both went to prison. I stopped dating her after I met them. They talked about prison like they missed summer camp. They were teaching their children how to act in prison at a Sunday dinner. She was nice but said she loved her family. No thanks.
doradiamond
wtf is that at 46 seconds. Is that a mouse?
DeadHead6747
Remove the pickles and the jalapeño stuff he put on, and serve the Ramen with the summer sausage and the cheetos on the side instead of mixed in, and that would be a good snack
LankuDC
Former prison guard. Sodium content aside, the inmates could make some good shit with their commissary that was actually pretty tasty. This kind of meal would also be expensive as prison commissary is marked up like crazy. Honestly, probably stupid food to feed to kids, but still pretty good. I’d probably throw some Doritos in there and wrap it in a tortilla, myself.
32 Comments
He going back to jail after making that shit.
Not sure what’s worse the food or the voice over !
He’s trying to help then stay out of jail by letting them know how awful the food will be.
Idk this feels like a *really* good way to tell kids to not go to jail
6,000mg of sodium per serving
As far as stupid food video go I think this one is actually interesting.
It’s stupid, but I can also see the novelty of trying the horrendous shit your dad would cook up in prison. I’d try it once out of curiosity.
Do women prisons do this as well?
Hey, you make what you know.
this is either going to deter or encourage his kids to go to jail.
>How about DON’T serve Jailhouse food to kids?
Guy should maybe consider a condom or twelve with a family of 9,
Imagine the farts after that
The worst part about this video is cutting on that plastic board. And that’s saying something.
“On this week’s episode of Scared Straight”
You dont have to slam those noodles like that tough guy
..you can just break them.
Take his ass back to jail…
Put his ass back
I mean, nothing in there is inherently nasty by itself. Worse thing mixed together to me would be the pickles, but summer sausage, ramen, cheese puffs and cheese mixed together dont sound horrible! I would try it.
Man i actually thought he was gonna make something remotely edible and then he brought out the cheeses T.T
Those kids did not like that food
Watch it on mute
I’m taking points off this for using a chef knife. If this was a real jailhouse meal, you’d be using your innate identification card to cut things up
I swear Chester Cheetah sprinkles his special dust into every prison recipe
Why use a knife? DIY a shiv for authenticity!
Please tell me he also served them some toilet wine
This is how a short timer makes spreads. There are way better spreads out there that dont look like throw up.
You’ve had a couple beers and make the kids dinner
I went out with a girl whose brothers both went to prison. I stopped dating her after I met them. They talked about prison like they missed summer camp. They were
teaching their children how to act in prison at a Sunday dinner. She was nice but said she loved her family. No thanks.
wtf is that at 46 seconds. Is that a mouse?
Remove the pickles and the jalapeño stuff he put on, and serve the Ramen with the summer sausage and the cheetos on the side instead of mixed in, and that would be a good snack
Former prison guard. Sodium content aside, the inmates could make some good shit with their commissary that was actually pretty tasty. This kind of meal would also be expensive as prison commissary is marked up like crazy. Honestly, probably stupid food to feed to kids, but still pretty good. I’d probably throw some Doritos in there and wrap it in a tortilla, myself.