It’s educational! Teaching you about parallelograms.
TryToFixMe1
Most depressing burger
PoopTransplant
That looks so fucking dry. How are you supposed to fuck ass it?
LordVixen
Where’s the beef?
99Cozy
It looks hard
ZestyChinchilla
To quote De La Soul: That’s doo doo.
dedwards024
Fuckass is a great word to describe that thing
PrizeTime2595
Did it have the fuck ass cheese that sticks to the bun and the burger but is somehow not melted?
millicent_bystander-
It surely will fuck ya ass when it comes out!
DruidOfAutumn
Old guy here. No matter how fuckass those hamburgers are, one day in the future you will crave the nostalgia of a shitty lunchroom meal.
Enjoy it!
muststayawaketonod
The bun looks hard and mushy at the same time.
sloppybro
how much was that, $3.99? back in my day a school burger was a buck, $1.25 with cheese.
von_klauzewitz
if you zoom in, you can see the crunchy goodness.
Jayy514

I know it’s not a sloppy joe but your post made me think of this
Happy-Leadership504
I remeber that wheat bun.
I also remember some lettuce, pickles, ketchup maybe some mustard on the side?
No condiment options?
von_klauzewitz
also, the apples look like they know all about that fuckass shit.
DarthToothbrush
The meat is definitely not 100% meat. It looks like it’s got some kind of filler mixed in. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was last week’s stale buns or something…
Briianz
That burger looks kind of sad.
Mockturtle22
Feel like I know exactly what this tastes like
guilty_bystander
Better than whatever McDonald’s is doing now
atguilmette
I wrote a Yelp! review with similar vibes years ago: [https://yelp.to/uAtaCbjE5U](https://yelp.to/uAtaCbjE5U)
DiscoQueue
I glanced at this while scrolling by and thought that was a Fig Newton
T_531
Be grateful they even give you food. You could have a burger made of paper resin.
RunPullFourSkinz

pimpron18
🙂 at least the apples? are happy
El_kakas_de_vakas
Might as well shit between two pieces of bread and give it to you
Professional-Might31
I can smell this picture and I’ve been out of high school since 2008
AdStrange4667
I don’t know how school lunches have gone down even more since I was in school
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Did you eat it? How was it?
Fuckass hamburger is a great band name.
It’s educational! Teaching you about parallelograms.
Most depressing burger
That looks so fucking dry. How are you supposed to fuck ass it?
Where’s the beef?
It looks hard
To quote De La Soul: That’s doo doo.
Fuckass is a great word to describe that thing
Did it have the fuck ass cheese that sticks to the bun and the burger but is somehow not melted?
It surely will fuck ya ass when it comes out!
Old guy here. No matter how fuckass those hamburgers are, one day in the future you will crave the nostalgia of a shitty lunchroom meal.
Enjoy it!
The bun looks hard and mushy at the same time.
how much was that, $3.99? back in my day a school burger was a buck, $1.25 with cheese.
if you zoom in, you can see the crunchy goodness.

I know it’s not a sloppy joe but your post made me think of this
I remeber that wheat bun.
I also remember some lettuce, pickles, ketchup maybe some mustard on the side?
No condiment options?
also, the apples look like they know all about that fuckass shit.
The meat is definitely not 100% meat. It looks like it’s got some kind of filler mixed in. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was last week’s stale buns or something…
That burger looks kind of sad.
Feel like I know exactly what this tastes like
Better than whatever McDonald’s is doing now
I wrote a Yelp! review with similar vibes years ago: [https://yelp.to/uAtaCbjE5U](https://yelp.to/uAtaCbjE5U)
I glanced at this while scrolling by and thought that was a Fig Newton
Be grateful they even give you food. You could have a burger made of paper resin.

🙂 at least the apples? are happy
Might as well shit between two pieces of bread and give it to you
I can smell this picture and I’ve been out of high school since 2008
I don’t know how school lunches have gone down even more since I was in school