My school’s fuckass hamburger

by MeepinMachine

30 Comments

  1. Puzzleheaded-Map2951

    Fuckass hamburger is a great band name.

  2. HarryJ92

    It’s educational! Teaching you about parallelograms.

  3. PoopTransplant

    That looks so fucking dry. How are you supposed to fuck ass it? 

  4. ZestyChinchilla

    To quote De La Soul: That’s doo doo.

  5. dedwards024

    Fuckass is a great word to describe that thing

  6. PrizeTime2595

    Did it have the fuck ass cheese that sticks to the bun and the burger but is somehow not melted?

  7. millicent_bystander-

    It surely will fuck ya ass when it comes out!

  8. DruidOfAutumn

    Old guy here. No matter how fuckass those hamburgers are, one day in the future you will crave the nostalgia of a shitty lunchroom meal.

    Enjoy it!

  9. muststayawaketonod

    The bun looks hard and mushy at the same time.

  10. sloppybro

    how much was that, $3.99? back in my day a school burger was a buck, $1.25 with cheese.

  11. von_klauzewitz

    if you zoom in, you can see the crunchy goodness.

  12. ![gif](giphy|dXSJ96nLTndlu)

    I know it’s not a sloppy joe but your post made me think of this

  13. Happy-Leadership504

    I remeber that wheat bun.

    I also remember some lettuce, pickles, ketchup maybe some mustard on the side?

    No condiment options?

  14. von_klauzewitz

    also, the apples look like they know all about that fuckass shit.

  15. DarthToothbrush

    The meat is definitely not 100% meat. It looks like it’s got some kind of filler mixed in. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was last week’s stale buns or something…

  16. Mockturtle22

    Feel like I know exactly what this tastes like

  17. guilty_bystander

    Better than whatever McDonald’s is doing now

  18. DiscoQueue

    I glanced at this while scrolling by and thought that was a Fig Newton

  19. Be grateful they even give you food. You could have a burger made of paper resin.

  20. El_kakas_de_vakas

    Might as well shit between two pieces of bread and give it to you

  21. Professional-Might31

    I can smell this picture and I’ve been out of high school since 2008

  22. AdStrange4667

    I don’t know how school lunches have gone down even more since I was in school