Urp.

by Litzz11

35 Comments

  1. Litzz11

    I wasn’t sure if this was supposed to be dessert or a main course.

  2. barbermom

    Lord help whatever confused soul made this abomination!

  3. Galaxine

    This type of recipe reminds me that I don’t want a time machine. I’m good. As much as I would love to meet my grandfather who died before I was born I really don’t want to get something like this for supper.

  4. bnelson7694

    This reminds me of my childhood as a Swede/Norwegian. Not this monstrosity in particular but the mayonnaise. My ancient relatives would make Jello. Cut it up into squares and put a dollop of Miracle Whip on each one. We young kids were fooled many a time into thinking it was Cool Whip. It was definitely not.

  5. YupNopeWelp

    Nothing would cause my husband to leave me faster.

  6. Dotsgirl22

    This might be good. I love prunes, cottage cheese too. The donuts look like the small cake donuts they sold in boxes of 12 at the market.
    Dessert, yes. Salad, nope, nothing with a donut is a salad. No mayo needed.

  7. Scoginsbitch

    Ever feel like these old recipes were concocted by Mad Ave men who’ve never set foot in kitchen?

  8. krispissedoffersonn

    but what do we stew the prunes with??

  9. randomwanderingsd

    Many of these recipes were made back before no fault divorce was available to get women out of bad marriages. I’m wondering if this is an “I hate you but I can’t divorce you” meal.

  10. Molenium

    Any meat and potatoes man will love this salad that only has a single lettuce leaf!

  11. innocentsalad

    Wouldn’t this just end up tasting vaguely like a jam and cream donut?

  12. laurasaurus5

    A teacher once described The Bell Jar as being about a writer who was knowledgeable about current events being forced to write lifestyle content in her internship because of her gender, which made her suicidal. As a 16 year old, I thought, “lifestyle content isn’t THAT bad…”

    Now, 20 years later, I understand. THIS is the lifestyle content!

  13. the_honest_liar

    It’s like a recipe designed mad-libs style..

  14. International_News93

    Yeah. This will mae any meat and potatoes man change his mind. Change his mind about being with you.

  15. Team143

    He’s going to change his mind about coming home for dinner! That’s no Bismarck! That’s a Miss-Mark!

  16. Evitcefed

    The ensuing bowel movement would be confusing. Will it break the toilet?! Or just your bh?!

  17. haceldama13

    Like many mid-century foods, it was likely based on a dare.

  18. lotheva

    Donuts weren’t glazed mostlikely. Basically just fried dough. Maybe brioche, maybe not. The prunes would be sweet but I have no idea about the rest.

  19. allshedoesiskillshit

    Did people have different taste buds back then

  20. Magari22

    “honey have you been drinking again?” 😂😂😂😂😂🍻

  21. BoozeIsTherapyRight

    What part of this is crisp? Or fresh, for that matter?

  22. TrumpLiesAmericaDies

    This was so hard to read. My stomach was hurting by the time I got to mayonnaise. 😭 I would just eat it all separately. No… no need at ALL to mix any of it together.

  23. GrrrArrgh

    I think I might understand what they’re going for. There used to be this trope that men, especially a “meat and potatoes man” (old timey code for masculine) don’t like salads because salads are for ladies who are on a diet.

    So as a man, salads compromise your masculinity. But if there’s no lettuce and there’s a doughnut (nothing more masculine than doughnuts?), your well-meaning wife has a chance of tricking you into eating a salad. The prunes and cottage cheese were not-uncommon salad ingredients, though they would have been served on a couple of big pieces of iceberg lettuce. I could see my grandma eating this, but not with the doughnuts.

  24. warden976

    Mayonnaise seems to be the “salted caramel” of yesteryear. I think I may serve this at Christmas.

  25. Justify-my-buy

    I immediately noped.
    Like a Gen X trigger of sorts.

  26. Pale_Aspect7696

    This isn’t a recipe, it’s a war crime.

    My question is why?

    Why was this recipe created? Food scarcity/desperation? An attempt by a prune and mayonnaise megacorp trying to drum up more demand by sheer force of will?
    Why did the author sincerely think it would tasted good? (I’m assuming they tried it.) If so, did the author lick a hot iron as a child?
    Why did enough other people go along with this insanity and actually publish this for other people to perpetrate upon their unsuspecting guests/family?

    I know tastes change and people are allowed to like what they like, but DAMN!

  27. UserName8581

    I guess it’s healthy with the lettuce. If there is lettuce. Maybe there isn’t room with all of the mayonnaise.

  28. QueenMabs_Makeup0126

    This rivals Joan Crawford’s recipe for French Banana Salad.

  29. I’d call that a net zero for your colon

  30. parkerm1408

    I dont think ive ever been so offended in my life. The audacity to create this abomination and then fucking call it a *salad??*