Idk his chives now are nearly perfect, we are finding like on flaw per batch now.
PapaBlemish
Wait until they graduate to leeks. I see a definite progression here.
CRUZER108
I seriously feel that people are nitpicking to an extreme for the chives at this point cause they don’t want them to stop
islcastaway1986
Wait ’til I scallion with my stallion
TerribleQuestion4497
Spring onions are infinitely easier to cut than chives so it’s not that surprising, plus his chive mistakes are mostly nitpicks anyway
parsention
_”Chifgate files, what they didn’t tell you”_
KvDread
I think he swaps disciplines just as hes about to perfect them.
EPluribusButthole
I’m so fucking tired of seeing chives but I applaud that dipshit for his commitment
Moondoobious
Ramzanacci
chives are much smaller than scallions so after 2 months of cutting the smaller ones almost perfect of course the scallions are gonna be better.
pomegranate_verynice
I’m desperate to comment “someone cutting onions in here?” when he finally gets it perfect. I’m getting impatient.
SeaOdeEEE
Day 69 of perfect chives would be peak reddit history, let the man shitpost in the meantime lmao
Artinz7
It’s so obvious now, he always throws a bad one right on top in the middle or off to the side by itself so someone will catch it quick
delayedwit
I tried to explain this saga to my wife and it sure makes me feel like a dumbass when I hear it coming out of my mouth and it is immediately followed by the most “bless your heart” look.
aardvark_gnat
Is there such a thing as perfect chives?
AnxietyIsHott
I can’t wait for the 6 part Netflix documentary on this whole saga.
Ancient-Chinglish
Loisalene
It used to be TV shows and other such things that brought us together for water cooler talk, now it’s chives. It’s wonderful to have community again!
sunheadeddeity
I reject and abjure your cynicism and choose to believe in the purity of F1exican’s motives.
All of this is just karma farming. Fuck yo chives.
Weird-Mechanic-2951
What if they cut the chives, took a picture, rearranged them, took another picture, and kept repeating that to get like 10 pictures from the same batch instead of cutting fresh chives every day?
sssyeahh
Love isn’t real and nothing matters anymore
Few-Emergency5971
I dont blame him. Get those sweet internet points my boy. On day 69. We call them perfect, and close the case.
Smart-March-7986
F1exican can do as F1exican p1eases ok? I’m just here for the chive puns and the occasional cat picture, in my book F1exican was perfect from day one. Even Chivegate only strengthened my resolve to follow F1exican.
SadisticJake
This is exactly what I’ve been telling people for like 20 days now
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[Sir a Second Gate has hit the Chivelord](https://imgur.com/a/k2z59Gk)
Idk his chives now are nearly perfect, we are finding like on flaw per batch now.
Wait until they graduate to leeks. I see a definite progression here.
I seriously feel that people are nitpicking to an extreme for the chives at this point cause they don’t want them to stop
Wait ’til I scallion with my stallion
Spring onions are infinitely easier to cut than chives so it’s not that surprising, plus his chive mistakes are mostly nitpicks anyway
_”Chifgate files, what they didn’t tell you”_
I think he swaps disciplines just as hes about to perfect them.
I’m so fucking tired of seeing chives but I applaud that dipshit for his commitment
chives are much smaller than scallions so after 2 months of cutting the smaller ones almost perfect of course the scallions are gonna be better.
I’m desperate to comment “someone cutting onions in here?” when he finally gets it perfect. I’m getting impatient.
Day 69 of perfect chives would be peak reddit history, let the man shitpost in the meantime lmao
It’s so obvious now, he always throws a bad one right on top in the middle or off to the side by itself so someone will catch it quick
I tried to explain this saga to my wife and it sure makes me feel like a dumbass when I hear it coming out of my mouth and it is immediately followed by the most “bless your heart” look.
Is there such a thing as perfect chives?
I can’t wait for the 6 part Netflix documentary on this whole saga.
It used to be TV shows and other such things that brought us together for water cooler talk, now it’s chives. It’s wonderful to have community again!
I reject and abjure your cynicism and choose to believe in the purity of F1exican’s motives.
this is the best drama I’ve seen in years.
https://preview.redd.it/k43dn7zhwu6g1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00fc784d4547c092b74decf718b04e14dc1e505c
Chive-gate-gate
All of this is just karma farming. Fuck yo chives.
What if they cut the chives, took a picture, rearranged them, took another picture, and kept repeating that to get like 10 pictures from the same batch instead of cutting fresh chives every day?
Love isn’t real and nothing matters anymore
I dont blame him. Get those sweet internet points my boy. On day 69. We call them perfect, and close the case.
F1exican can do as F1exican p1eases ok? I’m just here for the chive puns and the occasional cat picture, in my book F1exican was perfect from day one. Even Chivegate only strengthened my resolve to follow F1exican.
This is exactly what I’ve been telling people for like 20 days now