My pizza came with green onions so large they could choke a whale. I’m lucky the pizza lifter was large enough to remove them safely before I choked to death. This is a serious malfeasance and I hope the chive police are taking this matter seriously.
by PhreshProduce
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so many towers, the pilots can’t even decide what to hit.
Sir, they’ve hit the 34th, 35th and 36th towers…
I’m so used to F1exican’s perfect chives that I visibly recoiled after seeing this.
smash
u/F1exican could do better than this smdh
You’re the one who ordered a pizza with bacon on it. What are all the toppings you requested?
Terrible use of free will 🥲
r/pizzacrimes right here officer
But I like spicy perogies pizza with extra long green onions ;(
It’s how god intended
OP are you still alive after eating this? Pretty sure you can take the dude who cut those to court for attempted murder
Dearest, why would the chive police concern themselves with onion crimes?
Why even bother cutting them.
Ever heard of r/food ?
Pure blasphemy
The crime is your pizza order. Is that taco pizza? Shame on you, you earned the big scallions
Definitely looks like a Boston Pizza Perogie. I will investigate my local establishment this Monday to see if they too cut green onion with their finger nails.
Where is the guy cutting chieves in this?