When your pregnant wife is sick and you realize you don’t own a thermometer… but you do own a Thermapen 😂

38 Comments

1. 

   t0mt0mt0m 3 months ago

   Careful not to overcook and let it rest. 😅

2. 

   misterjzz 3 months ago

   Afebrile! Assuming you’ve calibrated the thermapen lol

3. 

   TheLastPorkSword 3 months ago

   A thermapen is a thermometer though…

4. 

   EJwires 3 months ago

   So you can use that one orally and in the butt!

5. 

   Leather_Ant2961 3 months ago

   I thought it went in the other end?

6. 

   HawaiiSunBurnt20 3 months ago

   Its got to go in the thickest part of the meat

7. 

   ROBOKUT 3 months ago

   Keep going to 165. Don’t forget to baste.

8. 

   thekillercook 3 months ago

   Tuck it under her armpit it works

9. 

   SluggoRemains 3 months ago

   Improvise Adapt and Overcome

10. 

    NSuave 3 months ago

    We always use the red thermometer for rectal temps in Peds…

11. 

    PackDog1141 3 months ago

    When she hits 165 degrees, the baby’s ready to come out.

12. 

    Six-Seven-Oclock 3 months ago

    You got a long way to go before the wrap.

13. 

    Matthewcbayer 3 months ago

    Expect a stall around 175

14. 

    mada50 3 months ago

    A 9 month stall is ridiculous.

15. 

    LSLLC2025 3 months ago

    Wrong end.

16. 

    funatical 3 months ago

    First kid huh? Nice. Congrats.

17. 

    contranostra 3 months ago

    Is she probe tender?

18. 

    pmac109 3 months ago

    I did that for most of 2020 before finally buying a people thermometer

19. 

    Busterlimes 3 months ago

    Gotta temp that bun in the oven somehow!

20. 

    SuperTex1991 3 months ago

    The versatility of a thermapen cannot be denied.

21. 

    Minimalist_Investor_ 3 months ago

    Please tell me you sterilized that first, lol

22. 

    SkipGruberman 3 months ago

    Fucking GENIUS! This guy smokes.

23. 

    leighroyv2 3 months ago

    But it is a thermometer.

24. 

    EasyMode556 3 months ago

    If she’s pregnant then you should absolutely get a thermometer because you’re gonna need it for the baby eventually anyway

25. 

    WhatADunderfulWorld 3 months ago

    Your wife is smoking hot. With all due respect sir.

26. 

    Primary_Excuse_7183 3 months ago

    The thermapen marketing team is licking their chops reading this

27. 

    ilikehotdogs54 3 months ago

    I used to use mine when running a bath for my pregnant wife making sure it didn’t go over 100

28. 

    Ok-Sir-9521 3 months ago

    My ninja! In my Denzel voice!

29. 

    femsci-nerd 3 months ago

    I was today’s year old….brilliant!

30. 

    ReesesPieces19 3 months ago

    Hopefully it was sterile 🙏

31. 

    User8858 3 months ago

    If you already have one, it will be around 104℉ if it’s hotter than your own. If it’s about the same, it will probably be around 97.7℉.

32. 

    el_smurfo 3 months ago

    I literally just broke my themapen in half in rage last night. The swivel switch has been shit from day one. My $20 thermapro is way better

33. 

    Ckn-bns-jns 3 months ago

    Years ago my wife stopped me before I used my thermapen on our newborn.

34. 

    dewnmoutain 3 months ago

    Ahhh, i see you did the precook injection.

35. 

    AmericanGoy1 3 months ago

    Looks a little undercooked

36. 

    ajgp56 3 months ago

    97 deg. She’s not sick

37. 

    RecipeMiddle4346 3 months ago

    She’s not ready yet, keep her in the smoker until 200° then start probing.

38. 

    Typical-Charge6819 3 months ago

    You have a bun in the oven of course you use the right tool for the job