I think he should be relieved of his duty as a Christmas present. It’s been a good run.
Then_Entertainment97
I’m not ready for it to be chover.
Electronic_Picture26
I do let the poor basterd go. Lets see what the collective a.d.d. comes up with next.
Chives brought us
911 planes
Chives the Cat : he may not be our mascot but hers out collective cat now.
The dude who made perfect melted stock pot.
F1exicans almost perfect green onions.
What will the next thing bring us?
forever_useless
When the day comes, he’s going to break some upvote records
spice_war
Chivemind
Sharqua
I’m picturing the 69th chive cutting post as thousands of “Nice” responses and not a single plane in sight?
Dry-Lie-9593
Someone has been waiting for their order for 65 days. Just give them free appetizers and free drinks.
Cosmic_Carp
While the chives will be gone, we shall always have r/ChivestheCat to bring us joy ❤️
Tight_Function_3096
I look at his chives and think to myself, this is the day, they’re perfect, and then I worry it’ll be the last post. Then I feel happy, but also sad. Then chive plane guy shows up, then I feel happy, but also sad.
Long story short, I need to schedule an appointment with my therapist.
Skiptoomyl0u
Flexicans chef here please let it end.
bobbythewhale
Don’t be sad because it’s over, smile because it happened
Cool-Hall9980
Reddit will most definitely gaslight /s
Master0fAllTrade
Eventually it will. It’s already been over 2 months. Im surprised he hasn’t lost interest yet.
churro62
Hot take: His chives have been perfect for days now. Yall are too addicted for f1exican to stop now.
loathelord
Please end this stupid crap.
KoosGoose
It’s played out.
Drolord
They do be looking great.
Old-Kaile
Hot take, theyve already been perfect before. I think other people also dont want it to end and are taking their nit picks into unreasonable territory to keep it going.
seppia99
This person has gotten so much fame for his work on trying to perfect his chive cutting game. But I feel like he needs a well-deserved break. He will always be famous to us. Let him finish his journey with the chives, and let somebody else come in and work on their personal journey of perfection. And then we can champion them and follow their story. This sub Reddit has already started to become a place where people can make posts about bettering themselves and get good and honest, and sometimes hilarious feedback about it. At some point, our chive Lord is going to have to pass that baton onto somebody else. And I think that he will do so willingly. Unless he’s trying to get some kind of a movie deal or something lol
zootypotooty
GOOD. LET IT BE OVER WITH.
JunglyPep
I want it to end. I don’t mind the knife work posts, that was cool. But this fangirl bullshit is getting old
MiddleWaged
He’s been functionally perfect since day five, but Reddit will never agree on anything. He’s momentum posting now and hurtling towards advertising drone. The fun has been thoroughly extracted and used up.
notananthem
It’s going to be some fucked up rug pull like he’s going to reveal a photo as a sysco regional vegetable supply chain manager and be like GOSH YOU CAN TRUST SYSCO CHIVES!!! and we’ll all cry
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I think he should be relieved of his duty as a Christmas present. It’s been a good run.
I’m not ready for it to be chover.
I do let the poor basterd go. Lets see what the collective a.d.d. comes up with next.
Chives brought us
911 planes
Chives the Cat : he may not be our mascot but hers out collective cat now.
The dude who made perfect melted stock pot.
F1exicans almost perfect green onions.
What will the next thing bring us?
When the day comes, he’s going to break some upvote records
Chivemind
I’m picturing the 69th chive cutting post as thousands of “Nice” responses and not a single plane in sight?
Someone has been waiting for their order for 65 days. Just give them free appetizers and free drinks.
While the chives will be gone, we shall always have r/ChivestheCat to bring us joy ❤️
I look at his chives and think to myself, this is the day, they’re perfect, and then I worry it’ll be the last post. Then I feel happy, but also sad. Then chive plane guy shows up, then I feel happy, but also sad.
Long story short, I need to schedule an appointment with my therapist.
Flexicans chef here please let it end.
Don’t be sad because it’s over, smile because it happened
Reddit will most definitely gaslight /s
Eventually it will. It’s already been over 2 months. Im surprised he hasn’t lost interest yet.
Hot take: His chives have been perfect for days now. Yall are too addicted for f1exican to stop now.
Please end this stupid crap.
It’s played out.
They do be looking great.
Hot take, theyve already been perfect before. I think other people also dont want it to end and are taking their nit picks into unreasonable territory to keep it going.
This person has gotten so much fame for his work on trying to perfect his chive cutting game. But I feel like he needs a well-deserved break. He will always be famous to us. Let him finish his journey with the chives, and let somebody else come in and work on their personal journey of perfection. And then we can champion them and follow their story.
This sub Reddit has already started to become a place where people can make posts about bettering themselves and get good and honest, and sometimes hilarious feedback about it. At some point, our chive Lord is going to have to pass that baton onto somebody else. And I think that he will do so willingly. Unless he’s trying to get some kind of a movie deal or something lol
GOOD. LET IT BE OVER WITH.
I want it to end. I don’t mind the knife work posts, that was cool. But this fangirl bullshit is getting old
He’s been functionally perfect since day five, but Reddit will never agree on anything. He’s momentum posting now and hurtling towards advertising drone. The fun has been thoroughly extracted and used up.
It’s going to be some fucked up rug pull like he’s going to reveal a photo as a sysco regional vegetable supply chain manager and be like GOSH YOU CAN TRUST SYSCO CHIVES!!! and we’ll all cry
Only when it is approved will it end.