I don’t want it to end

by AtlasADK

25 Comments

  1. Agreeable_System_785

    I think he should be relieved of his duty as a Christmas present. It’s been a good run.

  2. Then_Entertainment97

    I’m not ready for it to be chover.

  3. Electronic_Picture26

    I do let the poor basterd go. Lets see what the collective a.d.d. comes up with next.

    Chives brought us

    911 planes

    Chives the Cat : he may not be our mascot but hers out collective cat now.

    The dude who made perfect melted stock pot.

    F1exicans almost perfect green onions.

    What will the next thing bring us?

  4. forever_useless

    When the day comes, he’s going to break some upvote records

  5. I’m picturing the 69th chive cutting post as thousands of “Nice” responses and not a single plane in sight?

  6. Dry-Lie-9593

    Someone has been waiting for their order for 65 days. Just give them free appetizers and free drinks.

  7. Cosmic_Carp

    While the chives will be gone, we shall always have r/ChivestheCat to bring us joy ❤️

  8. Tight_Function_3096

    I look at his chives and think to myself, this is the day, they’re perfect, and then I worry it’ll be the last post. Then I feel happy, but also sad. Then chive plane guy shows up, then I feel happy, but also sad.

    Long story short, I need to schedule an appointment with my therapist.

  9. bobbythewhale

    Don’t be sad because it’s over, smile because it happened

  10. Master0fAllTrade

    Eventually it will. It’s already been over 2 months. Im surprised he hasn’t lost interest yet.

  11. Hot take: His chives have been perfect for days now. Yall are too addicted for f1exican to stop now.

  12. Old-Kaile

    Hot take, theyve already been perfect before. I think other people also dont want it to end and are taking their nit picks into unreasonable territory to keep it going.

  13. This person has gotten so much fame for his work on trying to perfect his chive cutting game. But I feel like he needs a well-deserved break. He will always be famous to us. Let him finish his journey with the chives, and let somebody else come in and work on their personal journey of perfection. And then we can champion them and follow their story.
    This sub Reddit has already started to become a place where people can make posts about bettering themselves and get good and honest, and sometimes hilarious feedback about it. At some point, our chive Lord is going to have to pass that baton onto somebody else. And I think that he will do so willingly. Unless he’s trying to get some kind of a movie deal or something lol

  14. JunglyPep

    I want it to end. I don’t mind the knife work posts, that was cool. But this fangirl bullshit is getting old

  15. MiddleWaged

    He’s been functionally perfect since day five, but Reddit will never agree on anything. He’s momentum posting now and hurtling towards advertising drone. The fun has been thoroughly extracted and used up.

  16. notananthem

    It’s going to be some fucked up rug pull like he’s going to reveal a photo as a sysco regional vegetable supply chain manager and be like GOSH YOU CAN TRUST SYSCO CHIVES!!! and we’ll all cry