Learn to chive, not to budget

by EloeOmoe

23 Comments

  1. ImperatorAlexios_

    A good budget requires Chives. Don’t think there’s anyway to fix this budget.

  2. ScrotumFlavoredCandy

    Eat half as much, and fuck utilities. Learn to chive in the dark.

  3. Senior-Cheetah-2077

    What is the original of this? I remember seeing it but can’t remember what it actually was

  4. Secluded_Riot

    Of all the chive posts, this is the funniest.

  5. No-Following-8087

    I give it 4 hours before this is on r/peterexplainsthejoke

  6. Opunita-Cookies

    For everything else, there’s Mastercard

  7. DontLoseTheHead

    Thank you, I was wondering how much he was spending on chives to make those daily posts.

  8. EloeOmoe

    You can tell this meme is hella old because the internet is expensive but rent is only $800.

  9. creamofsumyunggoyim

    Shoulda bought chive stonks when this all started dammit why didn’t I see in the future

  10. This meme is so old the rent seems like a week.

    Love this though!

  11. MilitarizedMilitary

    Why are there two different line items for food? Just eat the chives… Problem solved!

  12. UninitiatedArtist

    Yeah, how much did F1exican spend on chives?

  13. creamofsumyunggoyim

    Need to open a line of credit, should take on a mortgage

  14. krustygymsocks

    Craig is a chive turkey for even suggesting that.

  15. frankenmeister

    This makes me sad. It reminds me of what Reddit used to be a long time ago. Full of great, whimsical, creative, smart content. Now this quality of Reddit event is like Haley’s comet, you got a wait a long time before the next one happens.

    Anyway thanks chives guy. You’re the best!