He loved the horror from the previous post and agreed to share more of his own suppers (late night treats that only he himself eats)
- Mash potato with homemade white gravy (he messed up the gravy)
2/3: “What The Guac”: oxidised guacamole made from overiped avocados (also he did NOT serve it at the party, he knew it looked too bad so he just ate it himself)
4: Boiled shallot and pasta shells
5: Fried (Sautés?) onion pieces by themselves
Link to round 1 of my partners cursed food:
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/lpLZ6p6cce
by dyslexic_draws
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Whatever that gravy is it sure come from hell.
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He loved the horror from the previous post and agreed to share more of his own suppers (late night treats that only he himself eats)
1. Mash potato with homemade white gravy (he messed up the gravy)
2/3: “What The Guac”: oxidised guacamole made from overiped avocados (also he did NOT serve it at the party, he knew it looked too bad so he just ate it himself)
4: Boiled shallot and pasta shells
5: Fried (Sautés?) onion pieces by themselves
Link to round 1 of my partners cursed food:
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/lpLZ6p6cce
Brown guac is fucking ungodly…
And sorry, they boiled shallots for pasta but fried onions on their own??????
Is your boyfriend a fucking raccoon
Seriously thought the first one was some kind of soup
Image 2 is r/shitfromabutt material
>Did you glap wrap it with olive oil to prevent oxidation for the party
Bro, he definitely didn’t think allat, I don’t even think oxidation is part of his consideration concerning the dish
Your partner sounds malnourished. The only thing here that has any nutritional value at all is the guac.
I’m sure Genshin dev would never introduce the Guac to any character. One nasty stuff. Please go on and show us Day 3. Blessed.
That last one isn’t fried, it’s sautéed onions. And not even thoroughly sautéed. Seriously, your partner should consider taking cooking classes. Doesn’t have to be fancy, just the kind with which you can survive.
Cum soup or shit pie is vying for the top spot for me
This food is a hate crime against the world
Why does everyone just keep ignoring the “your own content only” rule? You didn’t make this stuff
Bowl of shit has to be up there, right? …right?
Lmao, dude, ur partner is lowkey the Picasso of shitty food art.
Most put-together genshin player
His laziness knows no bounds
Hey listen. All these are crimes except the sautéed onions. They did nothing wrong and if I want a bowl of yummy onions for dinner thats my business!
The guac is illegal though and your partner needs to go right to jail.
Some people like doing the olive oil thing, personally I think it makes the guac kind of greasy and disgusting. Tamping it down with a little plastic wrap works just fine.
Your partner is a serial killer or on his way to be one. Prove me wrong.
Eating just straight up onions is crazy
I think 2-3 is technically the worst one, but I’m fascinated by the first one. The texture, how is that even achieved
Does homeslice have 24/7 onion breath?
Squeeze lime juice on the guacamole to keep it from being brown. Lime (green) not lemon (yellow).
Yes
The boiled shallots are not getting enough hate
Sorry but I’m judgmental enough I would not date this person strictly based on what they consume
I still have to go with tide pool caviar from Round 1 (pic 2). A true horror.
This got the gears turning for a toasted shallot/ricotta/basil stuffed shell. That sounds really tasty
2 looks like shit
These are genuinely upsetting to look at…
If he were a Genshin character, he’d be like Ayato, who’s specialty always comes out “suspicious” 🤣