I made my favorite dish I used to make when I was poor: Mayo Spaghetti
I made my favorite dish I used to make when I was poor: Mayo Spaghetti
by NeatTwo2870
48 Comments
Cloud_bunnyboo
throwawayfundsmom
I was and still am extremely poor. Honestly I’d rather eat sleep for dinner than this.
Uchihagod53
huggyscolex
Butter and spaghetti is fine. This is weird and gross haha
djrocky_roads
Hello police?
luxandnox
> there’s vomit on his sweater already
> mayo spaghetti
McDouble__
This is upsetting
Illustrious-Bake3878
No thanks. I prefer my emulsified eggs and pasta to come in the form of carbonara.
thecakebroad
Oof. Finally found one worse than my husbands ranch ramen (no seasoning packets, just ranch on the ramen, cold). I just threw up in my mouth twice talking about it and then thinking about yours
hotelrwandasykes
not that far off from macaroni salad
Cindi-Jones
That looks awful but also kind of makes sense. You’re hungry, carbs and fat fill that void and this was probably in the cupboard when other supplies had been eaten. We eat weird shit when we’re broke.
GentrifriesGuy
Death by Mayo!
Connect_Pool_2916
I love mayo spaghetti, ate it as child whenever I was able to cook for myself, best with melted cheese
Iroh-the-funny-one
Sounds lovely, i prefer to use sour cream and some extra seasoning but the principle is kinda the same
third-knight
Throw a little tuna & celery into this and you’d have an amazing meal.
enchiladasundae
My mom used to make something I call Sticky Pasta. Usually a short pasta like elbow or rainbow noodles, can of tuna, mayo, maybe some chopped onions and peas. Its become my comfort food for a long time and I’ll just devour bowls of it over the day if not stopped. Can’t reheat it but tastes good immediately after making with warm pasta and cold
Visually its a contender for this sub but I love it either way
Headlesshorsman02
u-turnsonthehighway
I was offended by this for a second but then I was like ah I can’t even front because my version of this is ketchup pasta and I still eat it
Jolly-Biscuit
When I was younger and much poorer, I used to add mayo to my ramen noodles. If you did it just right, it was freaking delicious and very comforting.
Panditas510
This is a normal thing for Mexicans. My mom used to make us this all the time with some breaded chicken. You can also do it with Mexican cream or half cream/mayo.
Alarming_Sweet9734
I do this often . It’s really good, spice the heck out of it too. Onion powder, chipotle!
VioEnvy
Mayo is really a simple thing. Egg. Oil. Lemon. It gets a bad rap.
garbagetruc
I would write your name in the Death Note for that
beach_mamba
Straight to jail
Munchkin737
I got weird looks and comments from eating straight up cooked cabbage. Now those internet viral “cabbage boils” are a thing and I’m like ?!??!
denn1959-Public_396
At least use Mircle Whip..
breonny
Two things I love melded into one thing I somehow know I would hate.
Bravo.
Fireal2
Hungover rn and thinking about this too hard actually had me dry heave a bit
Dr_Tacopus
Mayo is egg and oil. Spaghetti with butter (oil) is good. Spaghetti with eggs (carbonara) is good. I see no issue here
tfarr375
My poor college student meal was spaghetti with butter back in the day.
Some black pepper if it was in the cupboard, if not I didn’t season it.
JayPlenty24
Meh. It’s warm pasta salad. I think people are being dramatic about how gross this is.
Mayo is just eggs and oil.
tomboski
I did ranch with spaghetti when I was drunk and it was the only thing in the cabin and I still gag thinking about it today
Melanie61200
Okay now some sauce has got to be the same price as mayo
ImReallyFuckingHigh
Jesus Christ, fucking Alfredo sauce is the same price, if not cheaper, than mayo
lex_qt314
Honestly, I don’t get why everyone is so grossed out by this lol. Mayo is just oil and egg; add a little pancetta/ bacon and some romano to this and you basically have a poor man’s carbonara. I would totally eat that if I were a little stoned haha.
SSilent-Cartographer
Ok, hear me out, add Kewpie Mayo instead of the typical American brands. That this goes *hard* with a little paprika and some ground black pepper
Violent_N0mad
So we use to do what we called “Greek Pasta” which was just butter and shaker cheese and we;d mix it really well. Fuck I miss carbs.
Illustrious_Yak8637
My mom makes something like this but she adds half sour cream and some chicken bouillon and sliced ham. We used this as a “side dish” I’m Mexican btw.
Better-Living-6168
Bro if you like mayo that much just make a pasta salad
Racine262
Add a chopped up pickle and some onion and you’ve got a salad.
Gray_blanqet
I like cream cheese spaghetti, which looks exactly like this. But we’re talking about mayo spaghetti, which sounds low-key horrendous but I have this morbid curiosity to try some.
sunseeker_miqo
This is horrifying, and I say that as someone who loves mayonnaise….
fu7ur3pr00f
This is a war crime
poweredbynikeair
I hate yall
KayoticVoid
Thank you. Now I am depressed.
TantalicBoar
You will pay for your sins
DragonScrivner
Nope. Absolutely not
shadowtheimpure
All it needs is some herbs and spices, and you’ve got a pasta salad.
48 Comments
I was and still am extremely poor. Honestly I’d rather eat sleep for dinner than this.
Butter and spaghetti is fine. This is weird and gross haha
Hello police?
> there’s vomit on his sweater already
> mayo spaghetti
This is upsetting
No thanks. I prefer my emulsified eggs and pasta to come in the form of carbonara.
Oof. Finally found one worse than my husbands ranch ramen (no seasoning packets, just ranch on the ramen, cold).
I just threw up in my mouth twice talking about it and then thinking about yours
not that far off from macaroni salad
That looks awful but also kind of makes sense. You’re hungry, carbs and fat fill that void and this was probably in the cupboard when other supplies had been eaten. We eat weird shit when we’re broke.
Death by Mayo!
I love mayo spaghetti, ate it as child whenever I was able to cook for myself, best with melted cheese
Sounds lovely, i prefer to use sour cream and some extra seasoning but the principle is kinda the same
Throw a little tuna & celery into this and you’d have an amazing meal.
My mom used to make something I call Sticky Pasta. Usually a short pasta like elbow or rainbow noodles, can of tuna, mayo, maybe some chopped onions and peas. Its become my comfort food for a long time and I’ll just devour bowls of it over the day if not stopped. Can’t reheat it but tastes good immediately after making with warm pasta and cold
Visually its a contender for this sub but I love it either way
I was offended by this for a second but then I was like ah I can’t even front because my version of this is ketchup pasta and I still eat it
When I was younger and much poorer, I used to add mayo to my ramen noodles. If you did it just right, it was freaking delicious and very comforting.
This is a normal thing for Mexicans. My mom used to make us this all the time with some breaded chicken. You can also do it with Mexican cream or half cream/mayo.
I do this often . It’s really good, spice the heck out of it too. Onion powder, chipotle!
Mayo is really a simple thing. Egg. Oil. Lemon.
It gets a bad rap.
I would write your name in the Death Note for that
Straight to jail
I got weird looks and comments from eating straight up cooked cabbage. Now those internet viral “cabbage boils” are a thing and I’m like ?!??!
At least use Mircle Whip..
Two things I love melded into one thing I somehow know I would hate.
Bravo.
Hungover rn and thinking about this too hard actually had me dry heave a bit
Mayo is egg and oil. Spaghetti with butter (oil) is good. Spaghetti with eggs (carbonara) is good. I see no issue here
My poor college student meal was spaghetti with butter back in the day.
Some black pepper if it was in the cupboard, if not I didn’t season it.
Meh. It’s warm pasta salad. I think people are being dramatic about how gross this is.
Mayo is just eggs and oil.
I did ranch with spaghetti when I was drunk and it was the only thing in the cabin and I still gag thinking about it today
Okay now some sauce has got to be the same price as mayo
Jesus Christ, fucking Alfredo sauce is the same price, if not cheaper, than mayo
Honestly, I don’t get why everyone is so grossed out by this lol. Mayo is just oil and egg; add a little pancetta/ bacon and some romano to this and you basically have a poor man’s carbonara. I would totally eat that if I were a little stoned haha.
Ok, hear me out, add Kewpie Mayo instead of the typical American brands. That this goes *hard* with a little paprika and some ground black pepper
So we use to do what we called “Greek Pasta” which was just butter and shaker cheese and we;d mix it really well. Fuck I miss carbs.
My mom makes something like this but she adds half sour cream and some chicken bouillon and sliced ham. We used this as a “side dish” I’m Mexican btw.
Bro if you like mayo that much just make a pasta salad
Add a chopped up pickle and some onion and you’ve got a salad.
I like cream cheese spaghetti, which looks exactly like this. But we’re talking about mayo spaghetti, which sounds low-key horrendous but I have this morbid curiosity to try some.
This is horrifying, and I say that as someone who loves mayonnaise….
This is a war crime
I hate yall
Thank you. Now I am depressed.
You will pay for your sins
Nope. Absolutely not
All it needs is some herbs and spices, and you’ve got a pasta salad.