witness testimony: “My classmate reheats pizza by steaming it”

by Oh_Lawd_He_commin420

22 Comments

  1. I would never have guessed it was supposed to be pizza 

  2. ThatDeuce

    some people reheat it in a pan with some water to steam it and keep it soft. or an oven with some more water. If it works, it works.

  3. ZachMartin

    Because we know how bad crunch is for pizza…

  4. negativepositiv

    This gives me untrustworthy poptarts vibes

  5. OilRigExplosions

    It appears the steam powered alchemy transmuted it into lasagna.

  6. Unstoppable_Cheeks

    pizza goes in the air fryer wherein the pizza stays delicious when warmed.

  7. GallifreyanGeologist

    This is the wrong way to steam pizza. When done the right way, it is my preferred way to reheat pizza.

    You put the pizza in a skillet, put about a tbsp of water at the edge of the skillet, not touching the slice and cover it, cooking on medium to medium-high. The steam rehydrates the dry crust and the direct heat crisps the bottom of the crust. Reheat until the cheese is melty, adding more water if needed.

    Most times, the pizza tastes even better than fresh because of that crunch.

  8. zebbersVT

    I’m not convinced it was ever pizza to begin with.

  9. critical_patch

    Yeah, judging only from the way it looks, I don’t know if crumbles of breakfast sausage thrown on top of wet lasagna noodles counts as pizza . . .

  10. DAMON5280

    That is the shittiest looking pizza I have ever seen. Looks like dough with taco meat.

  11. Bruh, just fry it on a pan with a tiny bit of oil. Not a crime, but there’s so many better ways.

  12. PM_YOUR_TDs

    There is a way to “steam” it. Put leftover pizza on a hot pan to crisp the crust. Just a splash of water in the side of the pan to create steam right before putting a lid on. The bit of steam helps melt the cheese, the hot pan keeps crust dry and nice.

  13. FrozenWaffleMaker

    Evidence confirms a crime has been committed.