CORTADO FOR MIKE. drinks are dying

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13 Comments

  1. ZangaJanga

    MIKEEEEE YOU’RE CAPPUCCINO HAS BEEN READY FOR 18 MINUTES WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU. MIIIIIKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. Economy_Sky_3256

    MIKE PLEASEEEEE YOU PAID SO MUCH AND I WORKED SO HARDDDDD

  3. fuegodiegOH

    “Is this my mocha?”

    “Are you Mike?”

  4. Professional_King790

    Sometimes I think I’m the only one that cares if the customer gets their drink or not.

  5. gnomenews

    I can’t anymore. I call the drink out when I set it down, and once more during the next song break or quite moment. I can’t waste my breathe anymore. I’m tired

  6. PlatypusLucky8031

    “Hey guys I have a flat white”

    “…”

    “Flat white?”

    “…”

    “A skinny flat white in a cup.”

    “…”

    “No one at this table ordered a flat white?”

    “Margaret didn’t you order a flat white?”

    “Yes but I thought someone else might have ordered a flat white before me.”

    “No we ordered lattes”

    “Well then it’s mine”

    “^(Margaret I am going to assassinate you”)

  7. yungmantheo

    Sometimes I’m like damn do you even want your drink 😭😭😭

  8. Wait this is so funny bc I know a regular at my cafe named Mike and he gets nothing but cortados 😭😂

  9. johnnyhypersnyper

    God I remember how accomplished I felt the first time I was able to art on a cortado. Fast forward few months, I got my regulars into drinking cortado just so I could try the swan on them. Second passable swan cortado just died on the counter

  10. Computerbug1920

    And theyre looking right at you while you call it out like😐 OR theyre on their phone or talking to others not listening out for the order.

    PAY ATTENTION!