Love it when my Grandma gives me noodles for Christmas.

Grandpa on dad's side passed in 2006 at 77, My Grandma on mom's side is our only grandparent left. I gave a buddy mooching off of me $100, so now I'm broke. At least I won't starve for Christmas but that $100 would've been nice. He called me like 80 times in a row at 3am while watching King of the Hill from a Private Number. I'm like if Hank and Bobby had a boby together and I give him the money anyway knowing he'll never give it back because that's what Hank would do. "Sure thing, here's $100 good sport!" Dale's the one that be like "No way! This money's mine!" Bill would split it and settle for $50 and Boomhauer would just be like "Kin alwans wonnin monen man tell'em don got no monen man ".