We went to what everyone raved was a great restaurant. This was the charcuterie board appetizer. Dinner was just as bad.
And, before you ask, no, nothing was removed from the board before we took the picture.
by YouKnowWho2016
38 Comments
YouKnowWho2016
Oh yes, one more thing, this was supposed to be for the whole table and not just a single person.
SudhaTheHill
Even Oliver eats better than this
ClericOfSol
What’s that cumshot in the bowl? Honey? It looks so clear.
failtuna
If they’re going to be cheap like that they should get smaller boards and bowls.
I bet it wasn’t cheap
YungEricSparrow
Privileged Eats
Ok_Orchid7131
Yikes, that’s wild. That lookalike what I make when I’m out of meats or cheese at home and I’m down tot he bottom of the mixed nuts bag and you get an oops all walnuts mix. I’d be unhappy with my own self if I made this nonsense.
ratafia4444
Dear god. My roommate makes a better board for her girl dinner. 💀
Naysayer68
Sounds like Albuquerque.
KT_Bites
Name and shame
dragonmuse
If its going to be so expensive they shouldn’t get the most recognizable $10 Amazon cutting board as the serving tray 🙄
carriegood
Why does it have a bowl with… is that mucus?
caelum_daemon
You could have had shark coochie at my house for all that
thxxx1337
I bet these people have never had cheese that wasn’t made by cracker barrel. People who don’t know good tend to have the bar set pretty low
ohiotechie
r/wellthatsucks
Commie_Scum69
This is a refund. Whats the name of the restaurant so I never go there?
VoidMunashii
Well, they got the board part right, not just to add on the charcuterie part.
Nick12322
Where is this restaurant located? Idaho?
Psychological_Bell28
I would be irate, that’s the rinds of the cheese
f-u-whales
I completely refuse to believe this, or this fucking kitchen is run by ghouls passing as humans or some shit
unclejoe1917
Four slices of charcuterie and then some cheese and empty space.
dongledongledongle
Nice, some vaseline so getting your asshole blasted is not too bad.
AverageInfamous7050
Is this the kids’ table ? Shit better be free.
AppUnwrapper1
What’s in the bowl?
winthroprd
Deconstructed Lunchable.
zoeydoey
That’s more board than sharkcoochie
Hmccormack
The board actually matches the table, impressive.
Denoss
P…plentiful
ratliege_throwaway
im depressed just looking at this
PassionJumpy544
This is what I find in the fridge when I’ve run out of food. 🥴
IdenticalTwinCO
Phoning it in! This is so gd annoying.
spider_X_1
Is that ice in the bowl?
Typhlosion0
Bro, this HAS to be a mistake. Idk. A server didn’t know it was ready? A chef was prepping b4 cutting and it was taken too early? Ain’t no fuccin way?
LEGOMyBrick
Where is this, I must know!
Prestigious-Lake-926
One thing that never ceases to surprise me, is how many people don’t know what ACTUAL GOOD food is.
I’ve had so many experiences where I will get a restaurant recommended bc its “fancy”, but it’s actually just overpriced applebees type food
Im_A_Nice_Karen666
What in the hell is that gloop in the bowl??
rhyithan
I feel charcuterie boards got adopted by instagram a few years back and have been ruined forever. This seems like the charcuterie boards you get in french prison. For one person. But theyd give you baguette
Dr_Identity
“Excuse me, it looks as though you’ve accidentally brought us the leftovers from another table”
John_YJKR
Been to a few expensive restaurants people have saved about and portions are almost always very small. But ive never seen what appears to be such low quality and poor presentation. If you’re going to have a portion of this size then the serving board needs to be smaller and the items should be placed much more intentionally. Just bad all around.
38 Comments
Oh yes, one more thing, this was supposed to be for the whole table and not just a single person.
Even Oliver eats better than this
What’s that cumshot in the bowl? Honey? It looks so clear.
If they’re going to be cheap like that they should get smaller boards and bowls.
I bet it wasn’t cheap
Privileged Eats
Yikes, that’s wild. That lookalike what I make when I’m out of meats or cheese at home and I’m down tot he bottom of the mixed nuts bag and you get an oops all walnuts mix. I’d be unhappy with my own self if I made this nonsense.
Dear god. My roommate makes a better board for her girl dinner. 💀
Sounds like Albuquerque.
Name and shame
If its going to be so expensive they shouldn’t get the most recognizable $10 Amazon cutting board as the serving tray 🙄
Why does it have a bowl with… is that mucus?
You could have had shark coochie at my house for all that
I bet these people have never had cheese that wasn’t made by cracker barrel. People who don’t know good tend to have the bar set pretty low
r/wellthatsucks
This is a refund. Whats the name of the restaurant so I never go there?
Well, they got the board part right, not just to add on the charcuterie part.
Where is this restaurant located? Idaho?
I would be irate, that’s the rinds of the cheese
I completely refuse to believe this, or this fucking kitchen is run by ghouls passing as humans or some shit
Four slices of charcuterie and then some cheese and empty space.
Nice, some vaseline so getting your asshole blasted is not too bad.
Is this the kids’ table ? Shit better be free.
What’s in the bowl?
Deconstructed Lunchable.
That’s more board than sharkcoochie
The board actually matches the table, impressive.
P…plentiful
im depressed just looking at this
This is what I find in the fridge when I’ve run out of food. 🥴
Phoning it in! This is so gd annoying.
Is that ice in the bowl?
Bro, this HAS to be a mistake. Idk. A server didn’t know it was ready? A chef was prepping b4 cutting and it was taken too early? Ain’t no fuccin way?
Where is this, I must know!
One thing that never ceases to surprise me, is how many people don’t know what ACTUAL GOOD food is.
I’ve had so many experiences where I will get a restaurant recommended bc its “fancy”, but it’s actually just overpriced applebees type food
What in the hell is that gloop in the bowl??
I feel charcuterie boards got adopted by instagram a few years back and have been ruined forever. This seems like the charcuterie boards you get in french prison. For one person. But theyd give you baguette
“Excuse me, it looks as though you’ve accidentally brought us the leftovers from another table”
Been to a few expensive restaurants people have saved about and portions are almost always very small. But ive never seen what appears to be such low quality and poor presentation. If you’re going to have a portion of this size then the serving board needs to be smaller and the items should be placed much more intentionally. Just bad all around.