I need PB&J methodology suggestions

by Fire284

27 Comments

  1. ObliviouslyDrake67

    Or, just peanut on one, jelly on the other and bring them together.

  2. IsopodKey2040

    peanut butter on both sides of bread in even layer, jelly on one side of bread in even layer. smoosh together.

  3. Royal-Wealth-8266

    Chris-cross apple butter?
    Edited for my pleasure 

  4. Supper_Champion

    Every variation but the classic: PB on one slice, jam/jelly on the other, slap em together.

    Technically your jam/PB shmear on the same slice gets the same result, but it looks gnarly.

  5. EmergencyGrocery3238

    Wrap peanut butter and jelly in a burrito

  6. Stop using the funny squeeze bottles those are terrible. And expensive.

    Anyways snobbishness aside, the correct way is a a huge layer of peanut butter on both sides. Slice up a banana. Then drizzle honey over it and call it good.

  7. Skip the bread and just put peanut butter on a fruit roll up.

    10/10, I’m dead serious.

  8. MetalLogLemon

    I do peanut butter on one side of each piece of bread, and then a healthy amount of jelly on one of the pb slabs. The jelly becomes encased in creamy peanut butter.

  9. daaaaamntam

    When we were kids, my cousin would mix the PB and jelly together in a bowl before making a sandwich. I initially thought this move accomplished nothing, plus needing to wash the bowl after was whack – but I gotta admit, even 7 year old me realized mixing the two elevated the sandwich in a weird way.

    Do I do this now? Hell no, I’m too lazy.

  10. My now adult kids used to whip together the PB&J, then spread the whole thing on the bread for a sandwich, or sometimes put the mixture on saltines, which was actually not bad at all.

  11. FloridaMan42O

    i’m trying to think of 1 reason why any of these would be better than just putting pb on one side and jelly on the other cuz all of these end up the same as that when you close the sandwich lol

  12. EconomySad892

    Never knew you could over engineer a sandwich

  13. pippitypoop

    I’m a big fan of doing peanut butter and both slices and then jelly on one, to prevent soggy bread. It doesn’t need to be double peanut butter, just on both slices

  14. punksmostlydead

    Hear me out:

    On one slice, half pb and half Nutella, divided vertically.

    On the other slice, half jam and half fluff, divided horizontally.

    Each quadrant is a different sandwich.

  15. mrcool998

    Eat a scoop of peanut butter, then a scoop of jelly, then take a bite out of an uncut loaf of bread

  16. PoliticalyUnstable

    My favorite method is peanut butter on each slice with some jelly in the middle. The peanut butter stops the jelly from sogging the bread, and I like the 2:1 ratio crunchy peanut butter to jelly. And sometimes I do a grilled PBJ version of it. I’ve also seen banana done, which works well.

  17. totallynotfromennis

    Stir the PB with the J together in a 1:1 ratio until it’s homogeneous before putting it on the bread. None of that Goober pre mixed shit, you gotta buy them separate then stir them together. Trust me on this one, it’s how I grew up eating them and I wouldn’t have it any other way.