The detectives on the scene indicate that there is corn on this pizza. And quite possibly fried rice. The D.A. is going to bring charges for sure
thepizzagod195
Life no parole. Would not feed that to my dog. Some people man 🤣
GobiPLX
frozen veggies mix pizza
Wra7hofAchilles
Is that, corn and rice?
Artevyx
with some dubious “snack sauce”.
Ensiferal
Well, you’re half right
Narrow_String_4831
That’s. Not. Pizza. GUILTY
SinoSoul
In what heathen country is it OK to put both corn and fried rice on ‘zza? This is somehow more f’d up than Swedish fruit pizza
thiefofalways1313
THAT is a fucking monstrosity!!
Individual_Tie_9740
I SAT DOWN AT A BRAZILIAN PIZZA PLACE AND THEY GAVE ME A BIG TUBE OF MAYO WITH MY ORDER ….
AshamedWolverine1684
Coke with pizza best combination. Not with this pie. Guilty
TheNoctuS_93
Struggle “risotto” on a pizza? Feels italian yet also un-italian at the same time. Therefore, the council can’t grant it approval. The council couldn’t decide on sending you to pizza jail, but they’re issuing you a warning.
nrod617
Is that captain crunch pizza??
Over_Writing467
This looks like it belongs in a 💩food subreddit. There’s no pizza in the picture so there can’t be a crime against pizza.
10TheDudeAbides11
That looks more like pork fried rice than pizza…
thecleverendeavor
Are people charged with pizza crimes entitled to a defense?
The defendant has a delicious, refreshing Coca Cola to pair with what is clearly identifiable as food.
This food is in the shape of a pizza but is it a pizza?
Just because something is delivered in a pizza box does that make it a pizza?
There are vegetables, protein, and dairy in what appears to be a nutritious balanced meal.
Esteemed members of the jury— if it isn’t a pizza, then the People have not met their burden to show that a pizza crime has been committed.
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The detectives on the scene indicate that there is corn on this pizza. And quite possibly fried rice. The D.A. is going to bring charges for sure
Life no parole. Would not feed that to my dog. Some people man 🤣
frozen veggies mix pizza
Is that, corn and rice?
with some dubious “snack sauce”.
Well, you’re half right
That’s. Not. Pizza. GUILTY
In what heathen country is it OK to put both corn and fried rice on ‘zza? This is somehow more f’d up than Swedish fruit pizza
THAT is a fucking monstrosity!!
I SAT DOWN AT A BRAZILIAN PIZZA PLACE AND THEY GAVE ME A BIG TUBE OF MAYO WITH MY ORDER ….
Coke with pizza best combination. Not with this pie. Guilty
Struggle “risotto” on a pizza? Feels italian yet also un-italian at the same time. Therefore, the council can’t grant it approval. The council couldn’t decide on sending you to pizza jail, but they’re issuing you a warning.
Is that captain crunch pizza??
This looks like it belongs in a 💩food subreddit. There’s no pizza in the picture so there can’t be a crime against pizza.
That looks more like pork fried rice than pizza…
Are people charged with pizza crimes entitled to a defense?
The defendant has a delicious, refreshing Coca Cola to pair with what is clearly identifiable as food.
This food is in the shape of a pizza but is it a pizza?
Just because something is delivered in a pizza box does that make it a pizza?
There are vegetables, protein, and dairy in what appears to be a nutritious balanced meal.
Esteemed members of the jury— if it isn’t a pizza, then the People have not met their burden to show that a pizza crime has been committed.
https://i.redd.it/9iuzvdcwn89g1.gif
Looks like a tray at golden corral
I think this might be Mexican. Im not sure
I eat pizza!
I eat cheese!
I eat lots of broccolis!
I eat ice cream way too fast!
Burritos always give me gas!
Fart so loud!
Fart so loud!
Yum-yums make me fart so loud!
What in the imploded pot pie bullshit is this?