My wife says I need to post this here. My Christmas dinner.
Seasoned hot dogs with ranch and mustard on butter bread. And the neighbor's cat got some Fancy feast.
I'm working out of town and saw no point in doing anything fancy.
by LimpNsmoll
26 Comments
Illustrious-Bake3878
I don’t know why you hate yourself, but you deserve better.
princessofparmesia
Why boil the dogs? This would be way less diabolical if you pan fried them lol
blvckhvrt
My boy SLATHERED that bread up
McPunchie
Would sir care for a glass of warm cherry Pepsi with his ranchtard glizzy sandwich?
sapphic_rose
Maybe some more sauce?
Queasy_Knowledge_853
It’s dry
FalynorSoren
Sounds like the neighbor’s cat got the better deal here. Goddamn.
Riverwatching
If you enjoyed it, then it was a great dinner. Merry Christmas!
Ok-Rise2773
Shit, may as well have had the fancy feast.
nall667
Love a boiled hot dog but why did you do this to your body 🙁
frednekk
Your soon to be ex-wife is going to use this in court.
redlikedirt
Well it’s certainly *moist*
Not_A_Burner_Acct
SeenYaWithKeiffah_
I actually gagged.
YungBaseGod
Working away from your home on Christmas is far, far worse than that meal. Merry Christmas.
Jistrocks
Is it hard being incarcerated. What did you do to end up in prison
thetoerubber
Midwest?
plarkimier
this is a Charlie Kelly dinner bro
conspicuousmatchcut
The untoasted bread is the killing blow for me. It’s going to be soaked through
MyOpinionsSuckBalls
Not the quadruple blunderglizz with squart
sdrawkcabstiho
Ok, as a fellow hotdog connoisseur, I have a tip to help you out the next time.
Before boiling your hotdogs, make multiple cuts halfway through roughly every half inch down the length of the dog.
When they boil, they’ll curl into a circle. You can then interlock two onto a single sandwich (works great if you only have hamburger buns). The cuts also act like extra sauce pockets so you get more in each bite without spilling it all over the plate.
26 Comments
I don’t know why you hate yourself, but you deserve better.
Why boil the dogs? This would be way less diabolical if you pan fried them lol
My boy SLATHERED that bread up
Would sir care for a glass of warm cherry Pepsi with his ranchtard glizzy sandwich?
Maybe some more sauce?
It’s dry
Sounds like the neighbor’s cat got the better deal here. Goddamn.
If you enjoyed it, then it was a great dinner. Merry Christmas!
Shit, may as well have had the fancy feast.
Love a boiled hot dog but why did you do this to your body 🙁
Your soon to be ex-wife is going to use this in court.
Well it’s certainly *moist*
I actually gagged.
Working away from your home on Christmas is far, far worse than that meal. Merry Christmas.
Is it hard being incarcerated. What did you do to end up in prison
Midwest?
this is a Charlie Kelly dinner bro
The untoasted bread is the killing blow for me. It’s going to be soaked through
Not the quadruple blunderglizz with squart
Ok, as a fellow hotdog connoisseur, I have a tip to help you out the next time.
Before boiling your hotdogs, make multiple cuts halfway through roughly every half inch down the length of the dog.
When they boil, they’ll curl into a circle. You can then interlock two onto a single sandwich (works great if you only have hamburger buns). The cuts also act like extra sauce pockets so you get more in each bite without spilling it all over the plate.
Depression?
The amount of ooooooofs here. Sir, are you ok?
Lincoln Log sandwiches
4 shaboingboing sandwich is crazy
…you’re married?