My family recipe for cucumber salad I replicated for my partner. Enjoy.
Whats in it:
1 box lemon jello 1 box lime jello 3/4 cup hot water
1 cup cottage cheese 1 cup miracle whip 1 cup diced onion 1 cup shredded cucumber (I blended these together)
Mixed + refrigerated.
by Spaceboy2xx1
39 Comments
ratliege_throwaway
nah thats pretty awful. perhaps if you took out the miracle whip and onion, OR full embraced the savory and instead replaced the lemon lime jellos …
i mean if you like it thats great. im just a little sad bc i was hoping itd be something tasty to me lol
tiffany_says_this
I thought this was mint chocolate chip ice cream for a min 😂
Orchid_Significant
Where is the salad part
Tumeric_Turd
That’s not a salad.
pepcorn
I would love to try this. Is it kind of tangy and sweet? It looks like it would be fun to chew.
pepcorn
When you say you blended them together, do you mean put it through a blender? Or just combine them.
ImmaculateWeiss
Aspictacular
Porkwarrior2
I used to make things like this, straight out of Betty Crocker from the 60’s, to bring & horrify my Calabrese Eyetalian in-laws for Sunday dinners.
Leaned right into the mungicake cliches.
Redirxela
A Waldorf salad is like the fruit version of this
FrenchFlauta
I wouldn’t eat it but I’d love to feel it up
rubydooby2011
Minus the onion, it might be good.
totalkatastrophe
the only one of these that looks edible
RatchetStrap2
Guac-a-no-le
MasterOutlaw
I like how the cucumber “salad” isn’t even 50% cucumber.
I was fuckin’ wit it until I started reading the ingredients.
BunnyPrincess__
Did your partner ask for this, or are you mad at them?
OldPresence5323
This is not pistachio salad lol!
4everroasting
scrapstitching
Leave out the onions and cut the mayo in half, and I’m in.
Spirited-Water1368
You lost me at the onion.
BlokeDude
“Salad”
sam120310
…. on the bright side that mold you used is super cute at least
No-Proof7839
I can kind of see it. Barely. The vision is there. It’s like mizeria if you were in hell. Where is your family from?
Poster_Nutbag207
If you just used regular gelatin sheets this *might* be good
KyleRoyceWorld
You say cucumber “salad” but all im seeing is cucumber paté 🫠
Glam-Reporter-6069
Love the heart on top 💚
Commercial-Star-291
🤢
Happy-Bullfrog7967
why’d you even give us the recipe
mark_w_taylor
Is that made in a Tupperware mould?
UnderstandingOwn3256
Nope.
Rashaen
My inner Minnesotan thinks this looks gourmet.
catladywithallergies
The onion and the cucumber ruin the whole thing.
Avid_Spark
When would you eat this? As an appetizer, a side or a dessert? Or is it more of a conversation piece 😂
PolicyPeaceful445
Next time make Hungarian Cucumber Salad it is the best
EverythingIsCreepy
…but I don’t want to and you can’t make me.
ProfessionalCurve639
Yep, this belongs here.
mishpishhh
what the actual….
bullet_proofmm
Como se dice?
mark_w_taylor
Yes I thought I recognized it. My Mum had one the same except it had a star instead of a heart. Can’t remember what she made in it, the only thing I can remember that is remotely like your creation was grated carrot in orange jelly (jello).
KurtSoOp
I hope it remains a closely guarded family secret for generations.
39 Comments
nah thats pretty awful. perhaps if you took out the miracle whip and onion, OR full embraced the savory and instead replaced the lemon lime jellos …
i mean if you like it thats great. im just a little sad bc i was hoping itd be something tasty to me lol
I thought this was mint chocolate chip ice cream for a min 😂
Where is the salad part
That’s not a salad.
I would love to try this. Is it kind of tangy and sweet? It looks like it would be fun to chew.
When you say you blended them together, do you mean put it through a blender? Or just combine them.
Aspictacular
I used to make things like this, straight out of Betty Crocker from the 60’s, to bring & horrify my Calabrese Eyetalian in-laws for Sunday dinners.
Leaned right into the mungicake cliches.
A Waldorf salad is like the fruit version of this
I wouldn’t eat it but I’d love to feel it up
Minus the onion, it might be good.
the only one of these that looks edible
Guac-a-no-le
I like how the cucumber “salad” isn’t even 50% cucumber.
I was fuckin’ wit it until I started reading the ingredients.
Did your partner ask for this, or are you mad at them?
This is not pistachio salad lol!
Leave out the onions and cut the mayo in half, and I’m in.
You lost me at the onion.
“Salad”
…. on the bright side that mold you used is super cute at least
I can kind of see it. Barely. The vision is there. It’s like mizeria if you were in hell. Where is your family from?
If you just used regular gelatin sheets this *might* be good
You say cucumber “salad” but all im seeing is cucumber paté 🫠
Love the heart on top 💚
🤢
why’d you even give us the recipe
Is that made in a Tupperware mould?
Nope.
My inner Minnesotan thinks this looks gourmet.
The onion and the cucumber ruin the whole thing.
When would you eat this? As an appetizer, a side or a dessert? Or is it more of a conversation piece 😂
Next time make Hungarian Cucumber Salad it is the best
…but I don’t want to and you can’t make me.
Yep, this belongs here.
what the actual….
Como se dice?
Yes I thought I recognized it. My Mum had one the same except it had a star instead of a heart. Can’t remember what she made in it, the only thing I can remember that is remotely like your creation was grated carrot in orange jelly (jello).
I hope it remains a closely guarded family secret for generations.