Pumpernickel

Cream cheese

Smoked salmon

Capers

Dill

Fried egg

Sriracha

by StrangeVortexLex

26 Comments

  1. virtuallyaway

    1 caper is enough to spice anything up a notch but you got a whole bunch enough for your taste buds to go nuclear.

    Looks FUCKING GOOD though 👌

  2. FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD

    Some of y’all’re fancy. If I put onion, lettuce, and tomato on my standard turkey and swiss I feel like I’ve really gone the extra mile.

  3. StrikinglyOblivious

    I always put my capers in the cream cheese so they don’t roll off

  4. Pumpernickel is just a dark rye bread. Lox on rye is a classic combination. Pumpernickel works very well and definitely not a crime.

  5. Late_Quit_3410

    Believe it or not, straight to jail.

    Just kidding. That looks tasty af.

  6. Manatee4Hugh

    Looks totally great. Bagels have a lot of carbs. I’ve been using seeded whole grain.

  7. Shadow-Vision

    ![gif](giphy|UpDvtwyFcqEBRCzRfF|downsized)

    Pumpernickel?

  8. DeaconBlues67

    I was keeping my capers in the jar, where they belong

  9. onthewaytoelsa

    Nah, lox on pump is very common. Looks great, enjoy!

  10. FederalLobster5665

    wouldnt be my first choice, but any harder bread can work well with lox and cream cheese.

  11. cmquinn2000

    I sometimes substitute goat cheese, let the recriminations begin

  12. Jacque_LeKrab

    The only criminal I see in this line up is sriracha

  13. Lox on pumpernickel is exactly what you would normally see. It’s probably the least weird//most normal combination you possibly could have posted here. Are you messing with us? If you were to choose any type of bread, out of all the types of bread that have ever existed in the world, to combine with lox, it would be rye/pumpernickel. Am I taking crazy pills? Not a crime, the crime is you posting this ridiculous question. Are you just ragebaiting? Please tell me you’re not serious.

  14. TheAwkwardGamerRNx

    It’s a crime that I don’t have one

  15. Haniel113

    First thing is- who told you it was a crime?? Because those people are surface level at best..

  16. The size of that Philadelphia tub! In the UK ours are tiny in comparison (280g) and £3.25.

  17. senorelvisto

    Eat it how you want. Put some soy sauce on it. Might even taste good

  18. Available_Cap_8548

    The only crime is listening to other people’s opinions when your taste buds say, “Yes, please!”