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Straight. To. Jail.


Found on the ‘gram



by MrBassment

28 Comments

  1. tiffany_says_this

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    I don’t mind dipping my pizza in ranch but this is a lot!

    Community service-this is not a jailable offense

  3. RioTheLeoo

    Not a chance in hell for parole on this one 🤢

  4. redisdead__

    I’m going to go ahead and presume that that’s terrible fucking Pizza cuz they sure didn’t want you to taste it.

  5. an_edgy_lemon

    As a fellow ranch fiend, I know that this level of indulgence is wrong, but I just can’t convict. I can’t help but see myself in the defendant.

  6. LazyOldCat

    Well it is Pizza Ranch. The name is right there on the building. 😂

  7. WildOneTillTheEnd

    Yea no, I get having it with the crust or a few bites but that’s nasty

  8. Nztravel3

    Some People would say that even dipping a Pizza in ranch sauce could be a crime. I never tried it, but it may be good? But this…

  9. Bdowns_770

    Gross. Rage bait wasting dressing that I could be drinking out of a glass like a normal American.

  12. knoxh6

    Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love pizza and ranch but this is too much 💀

  14. dimensionalbleed97

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  18. Expression-Little

    Bypass general population, straight to solitary.

  20. FinnickArrow

    Sir, that’s against Geneva convention.

  22. Myth_5layer

    When I hear dip, I think a small dip, the tip.

    But waterboarding my dear sweet boy? Life. No parole.

  23. Sweddy-Bowls

    I will dip crusts into an adequate ranch dressing.

    This however is felony level shit.

  24. nickdipplez

    You should be able to pick up a pizza and eat it without your hands looking like you had a midnight episode

  25. Dark-Princeling

    Ranch Dressing is garbage. It doesn’t belong near any food, let alone pizza.