I’m not sure if this is stupid enough, I just know that the snobs on the “good” food subs would not appreciate it and ruthlessly mock it (especially the turds that have never posted a food picture of their own)

by justanyting

28 Comments

  1. gingimli

    I like it as long as the meat and cheese pull out easily with the toothpicks.

  2. Embarrassed_Bid_4970

    First off, this isn’t really stupid. It’s a nice presentation. The only possibly stupid part is the disassembly of it to eat it would be somewhat annoying. Second, a major improvement to this would be to use a [Cheese Ball](https://share.google/jFN6SBuqIjSNBPHeg) instead of the foam ball for the base.

  3. howimetyourcakeshop

    We had a traditon in The Netherlands on our circle birthday party’s with the family where we, for some reason put half a melon wraped in aluminum foil, on a plate with the flat side down. There where all these skewers on it with blocks of cheese, sausage, fruits and mini hotdogs? It looked like a hedhog.

    This is giving me nostaliga.

    Also : i would destroy this like Anakin vowes to destroy Obi.

  4. AleksandraMakari

    If you make it yourself, it’s a cool idea. Make it for a Christmas party with some kids. It’s be something kids would remember fondly doing with their loved ones.

  5. If I had a nickel for every charcuter-tree I’ve seen in real life this Christmas I’d have two nickels but it’s pretty weird that happened twice.

  6. rebelvong1

    I mean…I don’t hate this. Doesn’t feel stupid.

  7. A green olive 🫒 on each toothpick would have made it even more Christmasy but I know they’re not very popular lol

  8. throw4way4today

    This looks like actual hell bc I’m vegan

    I’d rather eat an actual pine tree

  9. TexasTantrum

    Please tell me you wrapped the tree in cellophane first?

  10. jkurts91

    There’s no way I’m getting all those toothpicks out of me.

  11. mootsnoot

    Looks like more work to prepare than I’d actually put into such a thing, but I’d devour it if somebody else did the deed. Not stupid at all.

  12. trilobright

    I actually kind of like this. Like if I went to someone’s holiday party and this was on the hors d’oeuvres table, I’d be at least mildly impressed.

  13. JamToast789

    It’s like some weird take on the tree of pain from the Hyperion cantos

  14. Sonarthebat

    It’s fine? I’d eat it. It’s just a different presentation.

  15. thelotionisinthebskt

    This is not stupid! I love this!

  16. Mz_Macross1999

    Stupid is a weird way to pronounce EXCELLENCE

  17. ICUMF1962

    This would get introduced in a Home Alone movie and later be used against the antagonists in a trap. Maybe wouldn’t pierce their faces but definitely get stuck in their butts.