Paying for a little person to mutilate your food is crazy work
Paying for a little person to mutilate your food is crazy work
by Its_me_edenxx
48 Comments
gbroon
Not this serial food molester again. Just let them eat their meal in peace without the theatrics.
Sovngarde94
It’s all mangled, what am I supposed to eat?
Shot_Independence274
This should be banned by the Geneva convention or something…
karoshikun
he looks like an actually fun dude to be around when he drops the act. but, hey, it’s a living.
JadedPriority4957
Low Sodium Bae strikes again, seen enough of this shit…
EpicChespinFan
I always wonder if the people paid to do this whole song and dance ever feel embarrassed or ashamed that this is what they do now
spincrus
This was the standard theatrical presentation in Nusret’s (ie. Saltbae) restaurants even before he was internet famous.
I despise copycats like these, not that I liked Nusret’s shows either, but copying something this low is just getting to another low.
Personal_Carry_7029
Is this guy only working in one place or can u book him as a Restaurant? Or are the more then 1, who Dress like him
Oldachrome1107
Iโve never worked out what heโs actually supposed to be serving. It looks like spanakopita with a slab of vanilla ice cream on it.
Logically_Open
This has to be Dubai cuz when I was there something which really caught me off-guard was how they had little people used as props and mascots all over the place.
michael0n
If you check his tiktok, he is mocking salt baeae with intent. You see his cheekiness at the end.
bboymixer
Do you have to pay extra for the guy to do table side frosting and fake cutting? Or can I get a discount if you just make my food in the fuckin kitchen?
ManWhellington
Why is it always this ice cream baklava thing?
CarbonGTI_Mk7
Pocket Salt Bae
MissXM

Ollyoops90
Something something “In Bruges” movie quote
psycho314Photo
I’d do it….
SuchHearing
Why is this still a thing? Why do people spend their money for this ?
InstanceMoney
Wait why the fuck did he just randomly start mushing it at the end ๐๐
Frunkit
What are they laughing at?
GamingWithPanda
Atleast he seems to know it’s ridiculous. The self awareness makes it funny. Like that restaurant that lets the staff insult you.
ThePagician
I don’t like what he does to the food but he does seem pretty chill
Smurf-Happens
My patience with this shit is shorter than he is.
grandlotus2
Every time I watch this dude I get a strange call to violence.
bigasiandraagondeese
Do they keep the lil people on retainer for this kind of stuff
hpsctchbananahmck
Can we please stop giving this dude attention Iโm so tired of the food abuse
Puzzled_Scallion5392
Reddit: we love so much people with disabilities being employed and happy
Also reddit: remove this fucking dwarf from the plate and make sure he gets no money
Kazuka13
Mods please ban shit post like this, people go to these places for the food AND the show.
Seriously these post are so low effort, I’ve seen people bitching about this one mixer on here who’s a mixer champion and people whine that they just want a drink, no you stupid fuckers the point of bars like that and this person is the show comes with it.
It’s like going to a hibachi grill and bitching when the chef shows off knife tricks so again mods please ban post like this as they’re either too stupid and are missing the point or are just trying to karma farm.
PalgraveParadise

dragon_rapide
It’s like he wanted to be a hibachi chef, but couldn’t.
Contemplating_Prison
Paying for a person to do this.
SweRakii
Hey, so can we go to the run-down burger joint across the street instead?
Slyone333
Bruh, this man was about to let another man feed him ๐๐๐๐
cheesemangee
They were short staffed that day.
Square-Way-9751
And have them feed your wife and shit
NightLotus84
Dwarf centric dining. ๐ฅ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
Professional_King790
They never washed the shaker before they filled it. Those tags usually fall off pretty easy when they get wet.
Youtku
Salt beeโs willy!
aphex1471
A literal circus ๐ช
especiallyrn
People like you made him famous. You literally work for him lol.
Doggored45
Waiter, can I get a new one? This one is all mushed!
7Sony7
destroying m baklava dude
Particular_Buy_2498
If you watch it without audio he like an ewok with chopsticks playing with food. If you watch it with audio too.
Past-Elderberry-488
It Look like they are short of staff, lmao
habfranco
I would fucking pay to NOT go there
JJeezzyy
Mini-ral Salt Baby
SapphicSticker
If anyone tried this with my food they’d get bitchslapped. I’d probably let them do it first to see if they do anything remotely important or beneficial. But when they finish, that backhand’s comin and she comin fast
Commercial-Expert863
Can you imagine how big even the tiniest tip must be for him. 5 cents is probably like 50 dollarsย
48 Comments
Not this serial food molester again. Just let them eat their meal in peace without the theatrics.
It’s all mangled, what am I supposed to eat?
This should be banned by the Geneva convention or something…
he looks like an actually fun dude to be around when he drops the act. but, hey, it’s a living.
Low Sodium Bae strikes again, seen enough of this shit…
I always wonder if the people paid to do this whole song and dance ever feel embarrassed or ashamed that this is what they do now
This was the standard theatrical presentation in Nusret’s (ie. Saltbae) restaurants even before he was internet famous.
I despise copycats like these, not that I liked Nusret’s shows either, but copying something this low is just getting to another low.
Is this guy only working in one place or can u book him as a Restaurant? Or are the more then 1, who Dress like him
Iโve never worked out what heโs actually supposed to be serving. It looks like spanakopita with a slab of vanilla ice cream on it.
This has to be Dubai cuz when I was there something which really caught me off-guard was how they had little people used as props and mascots all over the place.
If you check his tiktok, he is mocking salt baeae with intent. You see his cheekiness at the end.
Do you have to pay extra for the guy to do table side frosting and fake cutting? Or can I get a discount if you just make my food in the fuckin kitchen?
Why is it always this ice cream baklava thing?
Pocket Salt Bae

Something something “In Bruges” movie quote
I’d do it….
Why is this still a thing? Why do people spend their money for this ?
Wait why the fuck did he just randomly start mushing it at the end ๐๐
What are they laughing at?
Atleast he seems to know it’s ridiculous. The self awareness makes it funny. Like that restaurant that lets the staff insult you.
I don’t like what he does to the food but he does seem pretty chill
My patience with this shit is shorter than he is.
Every time I watch this dude I get a strange call to violence.
Do they keep the lil people on retainer for this kind of stuff
Can we please stop giving this dude attention Iโm so tired of the food abuse
Reddit: we love so much people with disabilities being employed and happy
Also reddit: remove this fucking dwarf from the plate and make sure he gets no money
Mods please ban shit post like this, people go to these places for the food AND the show.
Seriously these post are so low effort, I’ve seen people bitching about this one mixer on here who’s a mixer champion and people whine that they just want a drink, no you stupid fuckers the point of bars like that and this person is the show comes with it.
It’s like going to a hibachi grill and bitching when the chef shows off knife tricks so again mods please ban post like this as they’re either too stupid and are missing the point or are just trying to karma farm.

It’s like he wanted to be a hibachi chef, but couldn’t.
Paying for a person to do this.
Hey, so can we go to the run-down burger joint across the street instead?
Bruh, this man was about to let another man feed him ๐๐๐๐
They were short staffed that day.
And have them feed your wife and shit
Dwarf centric dining. ๐ฅ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
They never washed the shaker before they filled it. Those tags usually fall off pretty easy when they get wet.
Salt beeโs willy!
A literal circus ๐ช
People like you made him famous. You literally work for him lol.
Waiter, can I get a new one? This one is all mushed!
destroying m baklava dude
If you watch it without audio he like an ewok with chopsticks playing with food. If you watch it with audio too.
It Look like they are short of staff, lmao
I would fucking pay to NOT go there
Mini-ral Salt Baby
If anyone tried this with my food they’d get bitchslapped. I’d probably let them do it first to see if they do anything remotely important or beneficial. But when they finish, that backhand’s comin and she comin fast
Can you imagine how big even the tiniest tip must be for him. 5 cents is probably like 50 dollarsย