What the heck kind of toppings are those? I was expecting something that actually looks like a pizza. This is the most bland, colorless pizza I’ve ever seen.
Maxiwiscat
Snark nest from HL
sunshaim
Nice, that’s pretty stupid.
SpreadUnique6763
Mmm, give me that the most drab, gray crust—nothing else will do!
Ok_Detective3198
Why is it all grey?
NoStyle1899
First of all, work faster
Pilan
christbaumkugel0090
This is no pizza lol Looks really disgusting
Bearded_Toast
SleepyFunn
What was the point of lighting it on fire??
MoonAmunet
It’s regular pizza with extra steps (and a disappointing result)
Mammoth-Rage-666
It’s good how they use a MDF clip board to fan the flames
chorenisspicy
Excuse me sir I’d like my money back.
ElectricPenguin6712
Soggy cardboard pizza. Yum. 🤮
stoneytrash3704
What’s so wrong with normal pizza that you have to do this?
in1gom0ntoya
when did pizza places start needing moyles?
Beefy_Boogerlord
The scissors, the unbrowned cheese, the gray crust dome that is just gone now…
Like bro order dominos and play pyro out on the driveway or something. That already sounds like a hoot!
Ok_Influence_4274
IndividualBusy1274
Has to be literally the worst pizza experience ever.
Routine_Community_34
There’s no way I wouldn’t be spitting out my water while they cut that thing! 😂😂
r3d0c3ht
The cardboard box they incinerate bio waste in looks tastier than this.
the_orange_alligator
I like that it has the texture and shape of a well fed toad
StrainNo6291
That’s just a calzone with extra steps
DrewQ8Str8
I also love scissoring my pizza.
nailsinthecityyx
Wtf was the point of the top crust? To steam everything, make it all soggy and inedible?
DisownedDisconnect
This isn’t pizza; it’s steamed cheese in a dry, unseasoned bread bowl
mp6521
Oh cool this repost again
CombinationEntire967
That ‘pizza’ look as appetizing as a bowl of mild corn soup.
Silver-Landscape-303
What the hell is even that
MORTEMANIMA777
I’d rather see that rhino cyst get blown up
StJimmy_815
Why is it gray
Afraid_Union_8451
Looks like there’s a lake of cheese and possibly alfredo sauce inside. Would.
Freezezzy
That’s not a pizza.
That’s a pimple that got burned and popped.
tocompose
What’s this new “giant pimple” pizza trend with steamed toppings? The steamed toppings is the worst part. Away with this trend already
No_Arm_7095
I’m from New York this is a complete sin
Appropriate-Skill-60
If Ragebait was a pizza.
ProjectDv2
Never, in all of my life, have I ever encountered a pizza crust with a pallor.
37 Comments
What the heck kind of toppings are those? I was expecting something that actually looks like a pizza. This is the most bland, colorless pizza I’ve ever seen.
Snark nest from HL
Nice, that’s pretty stupid.
Mmm, give me that the most drab, gray crust—nothing else will do!
Why is it all grey?
First of all, work faster
This is no pizza lol
Looks really disgusting
What was the point of lighting it on fire??
It’s regular pizza with extra steps (and a disappointing result)
It’s good how they use a MDF clip board to fan the flames
Excuse me sir I’d like my money back.
Soggy cardboard pizza. Yum. 🤮
What’s so wrong with normal pizza that you have to do this?
when did pizza places start needing moyles?
The scissors, the unbrowned cheese, the gray crust dome that is just gone now…
Like bro order dominos and play pyro out on the driveway or something. That already sounds like a hoot!
Has to be literally the worst pizza experience ever.
There’s no way I wouldn’t be spitting out my water while they cut that thing! 😂😂
The cardboard box they incinerate bio waste in looks tastier than this.
I like that it has the texture and shape of a well fed toad
That’s just a calzone with extra steps
I also love scissoring my pizza.
Wtf was the point of the top crust? To steam everything, make it all soggy and inedible?
This isn’t pizza; it’s steamed cheese in a dry, unseasoned bread bowl
Oh cool this repost again
That ‘pizza’ look as appetizing as a bowl of mild corn soup.
What the hell is even that
I’d rather see that rhino cyst get blown up
Why is it gray
Looks like there’s a lake of cheese and possibly alfredo sauce inside. Would.
That’s not a pizza.
That’s a pimple that got burned and popped.
What’s this new “giant pimple” pizza trend with steamed toppings? The steamed toppings is the worst part. Away with this trend already
I’m from New York this is a complete sin
If Ragebait was a pizza.
Never, in all of my life, have I ever encountered a pizza crust with a pallor.