showed this girl my canned fish collection and she blocked me and said ew

by ivy_rain98

35 Comments

  1. IllObligation8456

    Lol girls are temporary canned fish is forever my brother

  2. That will be your best test to filter out the riff raff and get you a girl that understands small fish.

    She could be a woman of unprecedented power and beauty, if she just embraced the deens.

  3. MaxMouseOCX

    Good… You don’t have to waste your time on a moron then.

  4. earfeater13

    Careful with your stash. You don’t wanna show it all at once. It was probably very overwhelming for her.

  5. Plenty of fish in the sea. Literally and figuratively.

  6. ShitblizzardRUs

    Who ends a interaction over a dietary item? You dodged a bullet friend. And you still have your canned friends.

  7. raptureexuberant

    Her: So I met this sardine nerdMe: where

  8. SwimmingOk7243

    People like to act superior over food they’ve probably never tried.

  9. tokyotiptouching

    It’s not the fish. It’s the paper plate.

  10. PeteytheRedPanda

    It was a shared love FOR tinned fish/sardines that brought me and my gf together!

  11. glacggoiled5

    Youre being called sardine boy in a group chat somewhere Sorry

  12. ObjectiveFar6029

    Why do you have a canned sardine “collection”

  13. floodrotslmen

    dont worry there are plenty of fish in the sea

  14. Styggvard

    Good riddance! The thrash takes itself out.

  15. PotatoNitrate

    maybe she identified as a sardine but didnt want to expose herself.

  16. Toasted_Sugar_Crunch

    Who needs women anyway when you have the room temperature comfort of canned fish.

  17. As a lover of canned fish, I’d say you dodged a bullet.

    Though, tbh, I do have rules about my canned fish to make it more pleasant for my home.

    1. I eat the entire can once it is open

    2. I rinse the can afterwards

    3. In fair weather, I will eat it outside

  18. smokedcatfish

    Her loss. You got some nice ones there.

  19. meh_69420

    Short term thinker. Obviously you’ll eat it.

  20. Melodic-Comb9076

    people that aren’t into trying something new or getting out of their comfort zone….you dodged a bullet.

  21. uoidibiou

    Well now you don’t have to share? That’s a win.

  22. tceversscrand

    Who wants someone childish enough to say ew to other peoples foods, anyway.

  23. surpriserockattack

    What are mussels like? I’ve been meaning to give them a try.

  24. master_hakka

    Careful! She’s obviously gone quiet to plan the heist of your tinned fishy goodness! Vigilance!