I was making mint- chocolate chip cookies for the first time. One of the first steps was to “divide the chocolate chips.” Being an idiot, I got out my knife and began to bisect each chocolate chip. Eventually, I got tired of slicing and decided to “divide” them by smashing them with a heavy object. After about a minute of this, I finally realized what the cookbook meant by “divide.” Following several minutes of embrassed laughter, I split the pile of intact chips into two smaller piles.
Sometimes, I’m shocked I attended college.
Budget-Chicken-2425
Carefree_wembley
oh no, pain, such pain. others not seeing for that long is crazy though
West-Vacation8190
they shoulda let her take it to the table. chuckles all around.
Natural_Bag_3519
“Kiki, just ask the nice man if he’d like his omelette made with whole eggs or just egg whites.”
bearsfan0143
I can hear this conversation
YupNopeWelp
She’ll be all right. She’s very cute.
BeatnikBun
What makes me upset is how many people pass by her clearly and obviously dumping bottle beers into a bucket
imchillybro
99 bottles of beer in the fridge. 96 bottles to throw. Pour the bottles into a bucket. … Now it’s ready to go.
Background_Cycle2985
she saw that order and there was no hesitation. it didn’t even register.
Fattens
she’s a keeper.
Edit: Someone marry that woman
lolchief
Thumbs up the training offered to new staff
rwhop
“Yep, I’ll just take this in the back.”
Grigori_the_Lemur
If that was brought to my table I’d have chugged it.
Hell, in the height of my career I once drank beer drippings from the tap out of a galvanized mop bucket. If you ignored the Spic-n-Span taste it wasn’t bad.
angelacandystore
OMG I JUST realized what was happening awwwww poor newbie
Illustrious-Divide95
It’s all about the training…
_Riders_of_Brohan_
Just throw some straws in it ,and a couple of limes on the rim.
i_am_a_shoe
When I managed a bakery the owner brought in his stoner stepson to give some structure. Classics included:
Made an entire batch of cinnamon-raisin bread with his own freshly prepared cinnamon salt
Came in with a GIANT nug of weed stuck to the side of his beanie. Worked that way until he realized everyone was laughing at him about something
The_C0u5
Ha, there’s a place in East Lansing that serves beer in literal buckets. Or at least they did 20 some odd years ago
sqquuee
A+ on the initiative. The execution in the other hand……
banner55
The new hire found a guaranteed trick to have recurring customer asking for her and make an insane amount of tip *
ArtichokeOk4788
I’m in.
CrisscoWolf
Make mine a double
ProtonHyrax99
I’m imagining being the table that ordered that.
“Here’s your bucket of booze pisspigs, lap it up”.
TsarKeith12
“Someone will stop me… and if they don’t it’s their own fuckin fault, I hate it here so much”
The_Undermind
I can see her asking someone “How many beers do we put in the bucket” before this moment
GREGZY_B
I would’ve done that too, I’ve never heard of that before. ☹️
Chr0ll0_
Hahahahahahahahahahaha 💀
SockSock81219
NOW DRINK IT
masterdizastah
I mean…it doesn’t mean she’s stupid, it just means she’s young and probably doesn’t drink yet and has never been in a situation with people getting bottles of beer in a bucket with ice. I hope they had a good laugh and moved on.
GrizzlyIsland22
The dumb part is all the people who see it and don’t stop it.
ShudderKain
Omfg
mvanvrancken
Can we ban this fucking song already
User63254
Putting beer bottles in a bucket on ice and calling it “bucket of beer” is either a regional thing or a dive bar thing I’ve never heard of after going to hundreds of dive bars lol.
Exita
To be fair, as someone who isn’t from the US, it took me a while to work out what was wrong here.
I’ve never seen someone be served a bucket full of beer bottles.
I thought this was like a pitcher of beer, only bigger, so maybe the problem was that she was filling it inefficiently with bottles as opposed to draft beer?
KingScoville
One time my best friend and I took his grandfather out to Olive Garden for an early lunch. We were sat by the hostess and a very young waitress came by to take our order. Gramps was very retired so didn’t feel shamed for ordering a glass of Glenlivet at 11am.
The waitress took our orders and came back 5 minutes or so later with our sodas and a GLASS of Glenlivet. All fucking 16oz of pure scotch. Not a rock to be found in it.
Apparently the Bartender was late or didn’t come in till later and our waitress decided to just handle it herself.
Gramps looked at us and said “one of you is fucking driving!”.
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one of you will marry her.
I was making mint- chocolate chip cookies for the first time. One of the first steps was to “divide the chocolate chips.” Being an idiot, I got out my knife and began to bisect each chocolate chip. Eventually, I got tired of slicing and decided to “divide” them by smashing them with a heavy object. After about a minute of this, I finally realized what the cookbook meant by “divide.” Following several minutes of embrassed laughter, I split the pile of intact chips into two smaller piles.
Sometimes, I’m shocked I attended college.
oh no, pain, such pain. others not seeing for that long is crazy though
they shoulda let her take it to the table. chuckles all around.
“Kiki, just ask the nice man if he’d like his omelette made with whole eggs or just egg whites.”
I can hear this conversation
She’ll be all right. She’s very cute.
What makes me upset is how many people pass by her clearly and obviously dumping bottle beers into a bucket
99 bottles of beer in the fridge. 96 bottles to throw. Pour the bottles into a bucket. … Now it’s ready to go.
she saw that order and there was no hesitation. it didn’t even register.
she’s a keeper.
Edit: Someone marry that woman
Thumbs up the training offered to new staff
“Yep, I’ll just take this in the back.”
If that was brought to my table I’d have chugged it.
Hell, in the height of my career I once drank beer drippings from the tap out of a galvanized mop bucket. If you ignored the Spic-n-Span taste it wasn’t bad.
OMG I JUST realized what was happening awwwww poor newbie
It’s all about the training…
Just throw some straws in it ,and a couple of limes on the rim.
When I managed a bakery the owner brought in his stoner stepson to give some structure. Classics included:
“How to I get the poppyseed ON the bagel?”
“These aren’t Craisins, they’re Sweetened Dried Cranberries” (reading FSA box)
Made an entire batch of cinnamon-raisin bread with his own freshly prepared cinnamon salt
Came in with a GIANT nug of weed stuck to the side of his beanie. Worked that way until he realized everyone was laughing at him about something
Ha, there’s a place in East Lansing that serves beer in literal buckets. Or at least they did 20 some odd years ago
A+ on the initiative.
The execution in the other hand……
The new hire found a guaranteed trick to have recurring customer asking for her and make an insane amount of tip *
I’m in.
Make mine a double
I’m imagining being the table that ordered that.
“Here’s your bucket of booze pisspigs, lap it up”.
“Someone will stop me… and if they don’t it’s their own fuckin fault, I hate it here so much”
I can see her asking someone “How many beers do we put in the bucket” before this moment
I would’ve done that too, I’ve never heard of that before. ☹️
Hahahahahahahahahahaha 💀
NOW DRINK IT
I mean…it doesn’t mean she’s stupid, it just means she’s young and probably doesn’t drink yet and has never been in a situation with people getting bottles of beer in a bucket with ice. I hope they had a good laugh and moved on.
The dumb part is all the people who see it and don’t stop it.
Omfg
Can we ban this fucking song already
Putting beer bottles in a bucket on ice and calling it “bucket of beer” is either a regional thing or a dive bar thing I’ve never heard of after going to hundreds of dive bars lol.
To be fair, as someone who isn’t from the US, it took me a while to work out what was wrong here.
I’ve never seen someone be served a bucket full of beer bottles.
I thought this was like a pitcher of beer, only bigger, so maybe the problem was that she was filling it inefficiently with bottles as opposed to draft beer?
One time my best friend and I took his grandfather out to Olive Garden for an early lunch. We were sat by the hostess and a very young waitress came by to take our order. Gramps was very retired so didn’t feel shamed for ordering a glass of Glenlivet at 11am.
The waitress took our orders and came back 5 minutes or so later with our sodas and a GLASS of Glenlivet. All fucking 16oz of pure scotch. Not a rock to be found in it.
Apparently the Bartender was late or didn’t come in till later and our waitress decided to just handle it herself.
Gramps looked at us and said “one of you is fucking driving!”.