Do they make burgers for adults too at this place?
TrippyVegetables
If you like this you’ll love the Octuple Bypass Burger.
Senki89
This looks incredibly dry & bland. They could’ve at least administered an ornamental vegetable every 2 patties.
ccReptilelord
8 patties equals 4 pounds of leather soles!
No_Cranberry1853
I want this
MiteeThoR
Went on vacation to Japan, they had a burger called “The American” which was 7 patties
MaiDuuuuude
No cheese? Pass.
Preemptively_Extinct
That’s only $3.99 more than it would cost me to buy the beef *on sale* at the grocery store.
Mostly_Apples
IDK man, that doesn’t LOOK like four pounds of beef to me.
Aridyne
Depending on the week not a bad price ;(
nickdipplez
How the fuck are you even supposed to eat it?
HoopaDunka
All that with no cheese? Fuuuuck
_PirateWench_
Nah. F that. Those things are burnt and dry looking. There’s also no way that’s 4lbs with how thin those patties are.
But the most offensive part? NO CHEESE!?! Like how am I supposed to choke that dry pile down? At least cheese adds *some* moisture.
Personally, to suffer through this abomination, imma need all the appropriate condiments (mayo, mustard, & ketchup) interspersed on top, bottom, and probably like three times in the middle. Same with vegetables. Don’t skimp on the tomatoes or pickles either. In fact, each layer needs cheese and pickles. You can hold the onion though.
And even then how am I supposed to unhinge my jaw enough to eat that?
So much smarter to just spend that money on the 3lbs I can get from the grocery store.
ChiefWeedsmoke
wibbly-wobbly-worm
Can I get it with extra slop or is that only in the advertising?
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Do they make burgers for adults too at this place?
If you like this you’ll love the Octuple Bypass Burger.
This looks incredibly dry & bland. They could’ve at least administered an ornamental vegetable every 2 patties.
8 patties equals 4 pounds of leather soles!
I want this
Went on vacation to Japan, they had a burger called “The American” which was 7 patties
No cheese? Pass.
That’s only $3.99 more than it would cost me to buy the beef *on sale* at the grocery store.
IDK man, that doesn’t LOOK like four pounds of beef to me.
Depending on the week not a bad price ;(
How the fuck are you even supposed to eat it?
All that with no cheese? Fuuuuck
Nah. F that. Those things are burnt and dry looking. There’s also no way that’s 4lbs with how thin those patties are.
But the most offensive part? NO CHEESE!?! Like how am I supposed to choke that dry pile down? At least cheese adds *some* moisture.
Personally, to suffer through this abomination, imma need all the appropriate condiments (mayo, mustard, & ketchup) interspersed on top, bottom, and probably like three times in the middle. Same with vegetables. Don’t skimp on the tomatoes or pickles either. In fact, each layer needs cheese and pickles. You can hold the onion though.
And even then how am I supposed to unhinge my jaw enough to eat that?
So much smarter to just spend that money on the 3lbs I can get from the grocery store.
Can I get it with extra slop or is that only in the advertising?
Oh that’s definitely Kong Burger in Omaha.
Gross.