Rate my chicken finger.

by ilostmycouch

40 Comments

  1. THOSEwhoSLAY

    Plating is nice, but let’s see how it tastes

  2. UsernameUnattainable

    ![gif](giphy|KAAruWmuG4AQJXEIkj|downsized)

  3. Notorious2again

    I’d put it in or around my mouth. 9.8/10.

  4. My palette is geared toward barbelo, but I’m willing to branch out.

  5. illbedeadbydawn

    Not shaped like dinosaurs, letters, or giant anime breasts.

    0/10

    Seriously looks pretty damn tasty though.

  6. Chickens don’t have fingers, come back tomorrow chef.

  7. Commercial-Reality-6

    ![gif](giphy|YkzkO5C50zYvuHR0cf)

  8. 1/10. Chickens don’t have fingers.

    12/10. Would eat the fuck out of this.

  9. chicken-parm88

    Showed it to my kiddo, he yelled “send it back!”

  10. Upbeat_Stretch_5724

    Call it Doigt de Poulet, and then serve it to rich people.

  11. decoy_man

    Give me 2 scoops of rice and Mac salad and you get 10/10.

  12. CestLaquoidarling

    4/10 pretty looking but it’s going to be cold cut into little pieces like that and it looks lost on that big plate. Could do with some matchstick frites for some height and crunch. Personally, I would also need more sauce.

  13. UntidyVenus

    Gorgeous, superb, contact Zagats!

    But that 5 year old isn’t going to eat it at table 3 chef so make it again

  14. lord_hijinks

    God, I hope that since we are out of chives, this is the next reddit trend.

    Edit: 10/10, Chef

  15. Natural-Trouble-9489

    They need to make a chefs table episode on you.

  16. carlamaco

    8 bucks, the good kind

    ![gif](giphy|jyH4tYtVVspZ6)

  17. theaxis12

    I prefer mine plated on a delicately constructed raft of fries 💅