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My girlfriend made marzipan but with peanuts instead of almonds
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My girlfriend made marzipan but with peanuts instead of almonds


She watched a video on how the industry produces marzipan and did the same but substituted almonds with peanuts. It's called mazapán and is eaten in Mexico, but I have a hunch they have a better recipe.

by Solid-Raisin-9364

27 Comments

  3. dougderdog

    I mean yea if you shape it and pile it like a turd.

  4. RetroSwamp

    My cat also makes peanut marzipan every morning.

  6. UncleJimsStoryCorner

    Love it when people meet the theme of this sub so literally

  7. SlipperyGibbet

    We’re gonna call this Marpoozan then

  11. SouthPawArt

    Bro that’s just poop from a butt.

    Did your girlfriend make it by eating the peanuts first?

  12. minibois

    We’re beyond just shitty food, this is straight r/shitfromabutt material.

  13. No_Squirrel4806

    Im hispanic we have a candy called mazapán. Its pretty much dry finely rushed peanuts in a hockey puck form. 😂😂😂

  18. BeginningHungry1691

    I mean….lotsa things look bad and taste good…..like blue cheese or your mom’s cooking

  19. bbbourb

    Puts the “shit” in shittyfoodporn…visually anyway.

  23. mack-y0

    taking shitty food porn to a new meaning 😂

  25. El_Grande_El

    My uncle makes marzipan with Brazil nuts. So good!