you’re not filled with confidence? government inspections ensure rat feces, insects, biological contamination and metal shavings are at standardized levels.
lowfreq33
The quotation marks definitely make it worse.
tehjoz

myBisL2
Man, there was a time when that rightly instilled confidence in people.
Holiday_Sky_7095
GOVERNMENT CHEESEP
sideshowbvo
“Salt the Fries”
ArtByJRRH
“Real Food* Product”
*This product has been deemed safe for human consumption by the USDA
O8ee
Was it some kind of ironic inspection? Is the wink implied?!
severusx
“Froot”
YupNopeWelp
I don’t know, man. Once upon a time I would have thought so, but south of the 49th, we’re all now like, “Why shouldn’t the industry just inspect itself?’
EighthPlanetGlass
Does Ron Swanson own the company?
hingusdingus420-351
Bruh I grew up near this butcher lol had to double check the post
SockSock81219
“Government Inspected Meats” …is what we WOULD say if we were government-inspected…
There’s a meat store in my town that uses the slogan “You can’t beat our meat”
MoeSzyslakMonobrow
/r/SuspiciousQuotes
Cyclist007
‘Western’ beef from Ontario, with a specific Ontario inspection stamp? Yeah, no – if I tried to serve this here in Alberta, I’d be out of business so fast…
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you’re not filled with confidence? government inspections ensure rat feces, insects, biological contamination and metal shavings are at standardized levels.
The quotation marks definitely make it worse.

Man, there was a time when that rightly instilled confidence in people.
GOVERNMENT CHEESEP
“Salt the Fries”
“Real Food* Product”
*This product has been deemed safe for human consumption by the USDA
Was it some kind of ironic inspection? Is the wink implied?!
“Froot”
I don’t know, man. Once upon a time I would have thought so, but south of the 49th, we’re all now like, “Why shouldn’t the industry just inspect itself?’
Does Ron Swanson own the company?
Bruh I grew up near this butcher lol had to double check the post
“Government Inspected Meats”
…is what we WOULD say if we were government-inspected…
A beef company that sells pork can dream!

https://i.redd.it/yyb9i5n636bg1.gif
We can totally trust the government.
We had a Berkshire supplier years ago who’s slogan was “we’re pleased to meet you – with the meat to please you!”
I love a simple “quality”
It should be on a t-shirt
“WE HAVE THE GOVERNMENT INSPECTED MEATS!”

“Government Inspected Meats” he cried into the night, like a fireman climbing to a window that has no fire.
Woah, I’m buying THAT one. That sounds classy.
Reminds me of this local roofer.
It’s just like “well shit, I hope so.”
https://preview.redd.it/wz1t9k0k76bg1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71028dc3782ab33af4271b1c4feb487cb7aa582f
“No one eats The Govt’s meat” taken already?

There’s a meat store in my town that uses the slogan “You can’t beat our meat”
/r/SuspiciousQuotes
‘Western’ beef from Ontario, with a specific Ontario inspection stamp? Yeah, no – if I tried to serve this here in Alberta, I’d be out of business so fast…
https://preview.redd.it/vashhz1ig6bg1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a670926597ecd87e7e029fd4cf89d8d56780bc9
Dawg see that stamp. That’s quality pork.