1) 8 oz garlic
2) 1 lb of kale

by FloodHunter228

34 Comments

  1. MetaCardboard

    Add a little lemon juice, crush it all up and throw it on crackers and you got a nice snack.

  2. Garlic would be seeping through my pores for weeks if I ate this, that is what I think.

  3. Alert_Peace5963

    That looks sooo good especially with some olives too

  4. mauriceD0514

    I eat a ton of garlic too. I was literally just googling about it! Looks great!

  5. _bbycake

    At first glance I thought it was garlic and thought you must be insane.

    Then I gave you the benefit of the doubt, thought maybe it’s actually canellini beans.

    Clicked on the post to discover it is really garlic.

    Are you ok?

  6. Lampmonster

    God god, I love garlic but that’s…. not right.

  7. Optimal_Peach5259

    Yeah just add some salt and pepper and it’s a michelin star dish

  8. Hxcgrapes

    Oh man, your farts must be wild after that 😂

  9. Ket-Chula

    Add potatoes and you’ll be a farting machine. I know I am 🤣

  10. throwitlikethewind

    8oz is a lot of garlic, even for me. 

    Needs another lb of kale, maybe two, maybe some white beans, lemon juice, olive oil, salt and a good blending. 

  11. internetlad

    This is a joke, right?

    This IS a joke. . .  Right?

  12. AndIAmEric

    Looks like that poor girls food in r/hospitalfood