At a resort in Cuba. My partner decided to try the "French" restaurant. The other appetizer option was a seafood salad, which was fairly good.
by xingrubicon
28 Comments
mikeysce
Man… and if his grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle.
Make sure to eat lots of tostones to make up for it!!
Glittering_Silver221
This is one of those moments where you just have to laugh. Life is a silly goose
AndreOne8
Looks less like Caprese salad, more like someone rage quit halfway through plating and called it ‘modern art.
p_ezy
Where’s the basil!!??
LosparkJojo
This has to be a joke. No chef cuts tomatoes that poorly and the tomatoes are of terrible quality. Unripe hothouse toms from Walmart or something. Plus missing a piece of mozzarella. 😆
fddfgs
Ordering Italian food in a French restaurant in Cuba, that’s way too many levels of extraction
FupaFerb
The tomatoes look like pale uncooked bacon wheels.
Adorable-Form4616
Depression salad
Internal-Inflation89
Send it back those tomatoes look like they are from the line at a subway
EntrySure1350
They even went ahead and drew a “Meh” face for you on the plate.
thedawgmaster
Yikes, that’s for the struggle meals section.
garlicknot_2319
The tomatoes don’t even look red lol
big-haam
The anemic looking ass tomato on the end is the chefs kiss for me
Ready-Letterhead1880
This looks like ketchup, mustard, cheddar cheese, and paper thin tomatoes! Straight to jail.
ResponsibleLock369
It’s not Caprese salad, it’s “Cabrone” salad 🤭
sithyoda
It’s cuban all inclusive food what did you expect 😭😭😭
MiddleNotWestIsBad
Would have served the restaurant a can of whoop ass
lmaluuker
Is that ketchup and mustard??
_my_other_side_
For $57
hime-633
The tomato isn’t even red.
So no red, no green – just white?
astreeter2
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Reyalta
Is that… Ketchup and mustard ….?
BadMuthaSchmucka
These are the kinds of tomatoes that people who think they don’t like tomatoes have tasted.
trav_stone
It’s a ransom note, in food form.
-Kerosun-
No basil and balsamic vinegar? That’s not caprese, that’s stupid.
No-Lavishness585
And they probably consider them self an artist. Just like the instagram model, Call Of Duty Soldier meme.
CatCanvas
Caprese in Russian translates to like a cry or tantrum. So kind of lives up to its name..
Background_Essay_676
2 Dots and a line of ketchup. 1 dot and one line of mustard. 2 circles of cheese. 2 and 1/2 slices of tomato. $50 plz
28 Comments
Man… and if his grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle.
Make sure to eat lots of tostones to make up for it!!
This is one of those moments where you just have to laugh. Life is a silly goose
Looks less like Caprese salad, more like someone rage quit halfway through plating and called it ‘modern art.
Where’s the basil!!??
This has to be a joke. No chef cuts tomatoes that poorly and the tomatoes are of terrible quality. Unripe hothouse toms from Walmart or something. Plus missing a piece of mozzarella. 😆
Ordering Italian food in a French restaurant in Cuba, that’s way too many levels of extraction
The tomatoes look like pale uncooked bacon wheels.
Depression salad
Send it back those tomatoes look like they are from the line at a subway
They even went ahead and drew a “Meh” face for you on the plate.
Yikes, that’s for the struggle meals section.
The tomatoes don’t even look red lol
The anemic looking ass tomato on the end is the chefs kiss for me
This looks like ketchup, mustard, cheddar cheese, and paper thin tomatoes! Straight to jail.
It’s not Caprese salad, it’s “Cabrone” salad 🤭
It’s cuban all inclusive food what did you expect 😭😭😭
Would have served the restaurant a can of whoop ass
Is that ketchup and mustard??
For $57
The tomato isn’t even red.
So no red, no green – just white?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Is that… Ketchup and mustard ….?
These are the kinds of tomatoes that people who think they don’t like tomatoes have tasted.
It’s a ransom note, in food form.
No basil and balsamic vinegar? That’s not caprese, that’s stupid.
And they probably consider them self an artist. Just like the instagram model, Call Of Duty Soldier meme.
Caprese in Russian translates to like a cry or tantrum. So kind of lives up to its name..
2 Dots and a line of ketchup. 1 dot and one line of mustard. 2 circles of cheese. 2 and 1/2 slices of tomato. $50 plz